from a caller on KTSF in an interview “黄河” gave to Orlando Shih on 今夜有话要说：
”在美国的生活是好山、好水、好无聊。更有好酸，好乱，好苦呀！”
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Monday, February 25, 2008
Chinese marriage ceremonies
links 1, 2, 3, 4 English ver.,百度 articles, more details, adds drinking/bow parts, and this...
- 一拜天地.
- 一鞠躬:感谢天地造化世间万物.
- 二 鞠躬:祝愿神州华夏国泰民安.
- 三鞠躬:祝愿中华大地风条雨顺五谷丰登.
- 二拜高堂
- 一鞠躬:感谢父母的养育之恩
- 二鞠躬:感谢父母对儿女的无私奉献
- 三鞠躬:祝愿父母福如东海,寿比南山
- 夫妻对拜(行夫妻大礼, no, that doesn't mean sex!!)
- 一鞠躬:祝二位新人相亲相爱,天长地久.
- 二鞠躬:祝小两口心心相印,永结同心.
- 三鞠躬:头碰头白头到老.
- 还拜客人
- 一鞠躬:谢来宾喜贺新婚喜上眉梢.
- 二鞠躬:谢喜得祝福喜得关怀.
- 三鞠躬:祝大家喜中有乐,喜酒喝好.
- 新郎新娘同饮"交杯酒"，
- 龙凤紫砂杯斟满天上雨水与地下矿泉酿造的美酒，聚天地精华，入新人血脉。
- 第一口恩恩爱爱不变味。
- 第二口：一世良缘不褪色。
- 第三口：天地作证永相随。
For those of you who are nitpickers, 网人说这个是汉族习惯。若是别族，还得喝血、摔跤，唱歌、跳舞什么的，麻烦死了，难死了！
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
correct bug to feature transition
recall Mark Twain's "lies, damned lies, and statistic(ian)?s" obligatory wiki link.
similarly, the bug to feature transition happens this way:
"Bugs, more bugs, and features!"
"Bugs, bigger bugs, and features!"
"Bugs, buggier bugs, and features!!"
"Bugs, buggy bug fixes, and features."
"Bugs, dumber bugs, and features!"
"Bugs, damned bugs, and features!"
others?
similarly, the bug to feature transition happens this way:
"Bugs, more bugs, and features!"
"Bugs, bigger bugs, and features!"
"Bugs, buggier bugs, and features!!"
"Bugs, buggy bug fixes, and features."
"Bugs, dumber bugs, and features!"
"Bugs, damned bugs, and features!"
others?
The invasion of bodysnatchers
"""
I was a happy person, ..., at least I thought I was a person to be happy.
until the Aliens invaded us in an clandestine massively distributed but gradual invasion.
Every night... the aliens come out of no where and take my body parts...
At the onset, we did not notice this. A little patch of hair here, and a bit of nail there. Some were happy that they didn't have to get hair cuts, while others wondered why their fingers hurt when they bit the nails...
Then, suddenly, one day, I woke up with out a right ear lobe. I was horrified!!
"Something is wrong!! something is wrong!!!" I yelled as I stared into the mirror for minutes and minutes.
"What's wrong???" slithered a silence.
"Something is wrong!!! something is wrong!!!" It's on the tip of my tone. "my..., my..., what's that big bald spot on my head? there's something oddly off balance about my suddenly balding head. Where's... where's.?"
uuuugh!!! I just couldn't find it! what is wrong with me!!!! "It's, it's... something is missing..."
Some calm drifted down through my spine...
"If you're missing an ear lobe, you could compare to a picture of yourself" the voice slithers again, arousingly hypnotic."
I stumble back into my bed room, where's my picture? ahh! there's one on my night stand... back to the bathroom, back to the bathroom.... let's see.. Hmm, looks right. The transparent finger pointing at the ear missing lobe looked just like the one on my head.
that night... I went through all my pictures back to the one taken at my birth... They're all like that. There's something wrong... it's... it's missing something. But if it's always been this way... and if it fell off last night, It would hurt right?
...... right.
...
Then, then,.... they took toes, and fingers, and then, eventually whole limbs... and organs... But somehow, I am never able to find anything wrong with things disappearing--they have always been missing, except for a sneaking suspicion inside that screams: "WAKE UP!!!! They're trying to take your ......" then the last part garbled, and clearly suppressed. Not quite muted, just scrambled and filtered, censored. ( I think they took something that was a pride or joy in my life. Something definitive of me... I can't say what it is, since I don't think I've ever had that... But their snickering seem to indicate it was something that I'd be sad to not have.) Then my torso shortened... Like those seen in discovery channel, where they froze a person's body and cut centimeter by centimeter to take picture of the cross section. It just kept on getting shorter... I was getting anxious... But what was I to do? I can't seem to remember what I would do in such a situation... It would appear that I do not have any facilities to respond to this situation. There aren't any instincts that would (still) appear to me to otherwise be logical... some kind of scape?
Finally, my head remains, suspended in a white space. (ohh, right, they seem to have taken furniture, and roads, and trees, and air, and earth, and all that too. But those seem so inconsequential and imaginary compared to my bald, naked, (now) ear-less, nose-less, lip-less, teeth-less head with two big round blinking eyes.
And they begin to carve into that as well. higher cognitive functions begin to fade... no no, they are taken slowly out, so that I don't miss them so much.Then something happens, as if they're tinkering with the wiring, faint remembrance of past memories, sensations, but only as if in a dream, flashes of lightening...
Then, as if returning from lunch, the aliens... are they aliens? well I call them aliens resumed their burglary: an eyeball here, a semi-sphere there... Finally, there was nothing left but the skull.
UGH! I can't think!!!!
Then, as vaguely as it begin, the lessening ended with the final vanishing of the outer of my consciousness.
But there's nothing wrong with this. I can't for the sake of goodness find any prove that I've ever existed, or that I've had a body or once thought...
"""
I was a happy person, ..., at least I thought I was a person to be happy.
until the Aliens invaded us in an clandestine massively distributed but gradual invasion.
Every night... the aliens come out of no where and take my body parts...
At the onset, we did not notice this. A little patch of hair here, and a bit of nail there. Some were happy that they didn't have to get hair cuts, while others wondered why their fingers hurt when they bit the nails...
Then, suddenly, one day, I woke up with out a right ear lobe. I was horrified!!
"Something is wrong!! something is wrong!!!" I yelled as I stared into the mirror for minutes and minutes.
"What's wrong???" slithered a silence.
"Something is wrong!!! something is wrong!!!" It's on the tip of my tone. "my..., my..., what's that big bald spot on my head? there's something oddly off balance about my suddenly balding head. Where's... where's.?"
uuuugh!!! I just couldn't find it! what is wrong with me!!!! "It's, it's... something is missing..."
Some calm drifted down through my spine...
"If you're missing an ear lobe, you could compare to a picture of yourself" the voice slithers again, arousingly hypnotic."
I stumble back into my bed room, where's my picture? ahh! there's one on my night stand... back to the bathroom, back to the bathroom.... let's see.. Hmm, looks right. The transparent finger pointing at the ear missing lobe looked just like the one on my head.
that night... I went through all my pictures back to the one taken at my birth... They're all like that. There's something wrong... it's... it's missing something. But if it's always been this way... and if it fell off last night, It would hurt right?
...... right.
...
Then, then,.... they took toes, and fingers, and then, eventually whole limbs... and organs... But somehow, I am never able to find anything wrong with things disappearing--they have always been missing, except for a sneaking suspicion inside that screams: "WAKE UP!!!! They're trying to take your ......" then the last part garbled, and clearly suppressed. Not quite muted, just scrambled and filtered, censored. ( I think they took something that was a pride or joy in my life. Something definitive of me... I can't say what it is, since I don't think I've ever had that... But their snickering seem to indicate it was something that I'd be sad to not have.) Then my torso shortened... Like those seen in discovery channel, where they froze a person's body and cut centimeter by centimeter to take picture of the cross section. It just kept on getting shorter... I was getting anxious... But what was I to do? I can't seem to remember what I would do in such a situation... It would appear that I do not have any facilities to respond to this situation. There aren't any instincts that would (still) appear to me to otherwise be logical... some kind of scape?
Finally, my head remains, suspended in a white space. (ohh, right, they seem to have taken furniture, and roads, and trees, and air, and earth, and all that too. But those seem so inconsequential and imaginary compared to my bald, naked, (now) ear-less, nose-less, lip-less, teeth-less head with two big round blinking eyes.
And they begin to carve into that as well. higher cognitive functions begin to fade... no no, they are taken slowly out, so that I don't miss them so much.Then something happens, as if they're tinkering with the wiring, faint remembrance of past memories, sensations, but only as if in a dream, flashes of lightening...
Then, as if returning from lunch, the aliens... are they aliens? well I call them aliens resumed their burglary: an eyeball here, a semi-sphere there... Finally, there was nothing left but the skull.
UGH! I can't think!!!!
Then, as vaguely as it begin, the lessening ended with the final vanishing of the outer of my consciousness.
But there's nothing wrong with this. I can't for the sake of goodness find any prove that I've ever existed, or that I've had a body or once thought...
"""
Sunday, February 17, 2008
about cocks and what nots
Funny conversation, guy brags to girls:
"so, I used to have a cock for pet back on the farm..."
realizing something, he stopped. His good natured friend said to him..
"uhh, It's called a rooster, Otherwise, you may be coming up empty."
[girls laugh...]
"so, I used to have a cock for pet back on the farm..."
realizing something, he stopped. His good natured friend said to him..
"uhh, It's called a rooster, Otherwise, you may be coming up empty."
[girls laugh...]
more mod's
”“”
钱财如粪土，仁义值千金。＝》才华如粪土，人情值千金。
“”“
also, one observation is that by hypothetical syllogism we have 仁义 is also shit. ;-)
钱财如粪土，仁义值千金。＝》才华如粪土，人情值千金。
“”“
also, one observation is that by hypothetical syllogism we have 仁义 is also shit. ;-)
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Funny Vallentine poems
From wikipedia:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roses_are_Red,_Violets_are_Blue
"""
They say roses are red
And violets are purple,
Sugar is sweet
And so is maple surple.
"""
They say roses are red
And violets are purple,
Sugar is so sweet
And you're so supple.
"""
They say roses are red
And violets are purple
Honey is sweet
but not as sweet as you.
"""
"""
Roses are FF0000
Violets are 0000FF
All of my bases
are belongs to you
"""
holy geek pride...
"""
They say roses are red
And violets are purple,
Sugar is sweet
And so is maple surple.
"""
They say roses are red
And violets are purple,
Sugar is so sweet
And you're so supple.
"""
They say roses are red
And violets are purple
Honey is sweet
but not as sweet as you.
"""
"""
Roses are FF0000
Violets are 0000FF
All of my bases
are belongs to you
"""
holy geek pride...
Monday, February 11, 2008
sex, marriage, and civility
"""
In any traditional civil society, frequent sexual encounter obligates the man and women to soon be engaged and locked in marriage.
In any modern civil society, it is impolite not to have sex with the girl.
"""
In any traditional civil society, frequent sexual encounter obligates the man and women to soon be engaged and locked in marriage.
In any modern civil society, it is impolite not to have sex with the girl.
"""
sex, marriage, and civility
"""
In any traditional civil society, frequent sexual encounter obligates the man and women to soon be engaged and locked in marriage.
In any modern civil society, it is impolite not to have sex with the other person.
"""
In any traditional civil society, frequent sexual encounter obligates the man and women to soon be engaged and locked in marriage.
In any modern civil society, it is impolite not to have sex with the other person.
"""
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
hula hula
(all right you Chipmunks! Ready to sing your song?
-I'll say we are!
-Yeah!
-Let's sing it now!
Okay, Simon?
-Okay!
Okay, Theodore?
-Okay!
Okay, Alvin? Alvin? ALVIN!
-OKAY!!!)
Christmas, Christmas time is near
Time for toys and time for cheer
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast
Want a plane that loops the loop
Me, I want a hula hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late.
Okay fellas get ready
That was very good, Simon.
-Naturally.
Very good Theodore.
-Ahhh.
Ah, Alvin, you were a little flat, watch it.
Ah, Alvin. Alvin. ALVIN!
-OKAY.
Want a plane that loops the loop
I still want a hula hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late.
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late.
Very good, boys
-Lets sing it again! Yeah, lets sing it again!
No, That's enough, lets not overdo it
-What do you mean overdo it?
-We want to sing it again!
Now wait a minute, boys
-Why can't we sing it again?
-[chipmunk chatter]
Alvin, cut that out..Theodore, just a minute.
Simon will you cut that out? Boys...
-I'll say we are!
-Yeah!
-Let's sing it now!
Okay, Simon?
-Okay!
Okay, Theodore?
-Okay!
Okay, Alvin? Alvin? ALVIN!
-OKAY!!!)
Christmas, Christmas time is near
Time for toys and time for cheer
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast
Want a plane that loops the loop
Me, I want a hula hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late.
Okay fellas get ready
That was very good, Simon.
-Naturally.
Very good Theodore.
-Ahhh.
Ah, Alvin, you were a little flat, watch it.
Ah, Alvin. Alvin. ALVIN!
-OKAY.
Want a plane that loops the loop
I still want a hula hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late.
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late.
Very good, boys
-Lets sing it again! Yeah, lets sing it again!
No, That's enough, lets not overdo it
-What do you mean overdo it?
-We want to sing it again!
Now wait a minute, boys
-Why can't we sing it again?
-[chipmunk chatter]
Alvin, cut that out..Theodore, just a minute.
Simon will you cut that out? Boys...
Sunday, December 23, 2007
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Friday, December 14, 2007
The Lord's prayer
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord's_Prayer
- Our Father, which art in heaven,
- hallowed be thy name;
- thy kingdom come;
- thy will be done,
- in earth as it is in heaven.
- Give us this day our daily bread.
- And forgive us our trespasses,
- as we forgive them that trespass against us.
- And lead us not into temptation;
- but deliver us from evil.
- [For thine is the kingdom,
- the power, and the glory,
- For ever and ever.
- Amen.]
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
婚
今天好朋友结婚，操几个祝词，网上助兴：
http://post.baidu.com/f?kz=241385908
http://dzh.mop.com/topic/main/readSubMain_7917183_0.html
恭喜新婚
恩恩爱爱
白头偕老
白首齐眉
鸳鸯比翼
青阳启瑞
桃李同心
莲花并蒂
开情心相印
梧枝连理栽
灵犀互通
百年好合
比翼双飞
神仙眷侣
http://post.baidu.com/f?kz
http://dzh.mop.com/topic/main
恭喜新婚
恩恩爱爱
白头偕老
白首齐眉
鸳鸯比翼
青阳启瑞
桃李同心
莲花并蒂
开情心相印
梧枝连理栽
灵犀互通
百年好合
比翼双飞
神仙眷侣
情比海深
性比年长
早生贵子
相亲相爱幸福永远
同德同心幸福长久
新婚快乐
百年琴瑟
百年偕老
花好月圆
福禄鸳鸯
天缘巧合
美满良缘
郎才女貌
瓜瓞延绵
情投意合
夫唱妇随
珠联壁合
凤凰于飞
美满家园
琴瑟合鸣
相敬如宾
同德同心
如鼓琴瑟
花开并蒂
缔结良缘
缘订三生
成家之始
鸳鸯壁合
文定吉祥
姻缘相配
白首成约
终身之盟
盟结良缘
许订终身
天作之合
心心相印
永结同心
相亲相爱
永浴爱河
佳偶天成
宜室宜家
灯下一对幸福侣
洞房两朵爱情花
金屋笙歌偕彩凤
洞房花烛喜乘龙
十年修得同船渡，百年修得共枕眠。于茫茫人海中找到他/她，分明是千年前的一段缘；无数个偶然堆积而成的必然，怎能不是三生石上精心镌刻的结果呢？用真心呵护这份缘吧，真爱的你们。
愿天下有情人终成眷属，前生注定，喜结良缘。新婚大喜！百年好合！你如阳光般洒进了我的世界，我的生命因你而精彩！亲爱的你，请陪我走到海枯石烂，好吗？
由相知而相爱，由相爱而更加相知。人们常说的神仙眷侣就是你们了！祝相爱年年岁岁，相知岁岁年年！
相亲相爱好伴侣，同德同心美姻缘。花烛笑迎比翼鸟，洞房喜开并头梅。
白首齐眉鸳鸯比翼，青阳启瑞桃李同心
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愿天下有情人终成眷属性比年长
早生贵子
相亲相爱幸福永远
同德同心幸福长久
新婚快乐
百年琴瑟
百年偕老
花好月圆
福禄鸳鸯
天缘巧合
美满良缘
郎才女貌
瓜瓞延绵
情投意合
夫唱妇随
珠联壁合
凤凰于飞
美满家园
琴瑟合鸣
相敬如宾
同德同心
如鼓琴瑟
花开并蒂
缔结良缘
缘订三生
成家之始
鸳鸯壁合
文定吉祥
姻缘相配
白首成约
终身之盟
盟结良缘
许订终身
天作之合
心心相印
永结同心
相亲相爱
永浴爱河
佳偶天成
宜室宜家
灯下一对幸福侣
洞房两朵爱情花
金屋笙歌偕彩凤
洞房花烛喜乘龙
十年修得同船渡，百年修得共枕眠。于茫茫人海中找到他/她
愿天下有情人终成眷属，前生注定，喜结良缘。新婚大喜！百年好合
由相知而相爱，由相爱而更加相知。人们常说的神仙眷侣就是你们了
相亲相爱好伴侣，同德同心美姻缘。花烛笑迎比翼鸟
白首齐眉鸳鸯比翼，青阳启瑞桃李同心
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