Saturday, February 21, 2009

肉麻博客strikes again

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Commit!?? That's what you do when you go to the insane asylum

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heheee, good one.

Monday, February 16, 2009

The duality of love (来自肉麻恋爱博客)

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One time, a very dear friend told me that she permits her husband, departing for the wild wild far east, to engage in safe sex with other women--with the restriction that he must change partner each night, so that he does not fall in love with them... (so that he does not develop feelings...)

Recently, I've come to a similar decision... Except I told my s.o., who is also afar, that development of loving feelings is not only allowed but highly encouraged with and for other people, except that I have a limit too: that no physical relationship takes place, no exchange of fluids, and minimized touching of skin.

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sigh... what a sad turn of events for the owner of 肉麻博客。Looks like the puppy love will soon turn into a massacre! A blood bath!! What a travesty of all that is holy beween people!! What torture these two people put themselves and their Loving Other Halves through!!

uhh!! I cannot bear to read this blog any more !!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, February 13, 2009

a few more couplets

书山有路勤为径
学海无涯苦作舟

好读书不好读书
好读书不好读书

闲人免进贤人进
盗者莫来道者来

鸡饥争豆斗
鼠暑上梁凉

多来米发索拉西
一二三四五六七

Saturday, February 07, 2009

好帅/美

祝英明神武盖世无双,人见人爱花见花开,打遍天下无敌手,情场杀手鬼见愁,晕倒一堆迷死一片的老Q打球得胜

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玉树临风.风流潇洒

妩媚伶俐、天下无双、人见人爱、花见花开、车见车爆胎、打遍天下无敌手、情场杀手鬼见愁、沉鱼落雁、闭月羞花、晕倒一片、迷死一帮

神武英明,盖世无双,人见人爱,花见花开,打遍天下无敌手,情场杀手鬼见愁;人面桃花,倾国倾城,沉鱼落雁,闭月羞花,心地善良,晕倒一片