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some quotes in the mist of drowsy recovery

quote from here."双手劈开生死路，一刀割断是非根“
(sorry if this is a repeat... hehe, still chuckling at it for some odd reason)

a moment from Patch Adams, something about looking forward to an long sleep, the blissful, lonely, unburdened, and hopefully undisturbed long sleep..."

sigh, leave it to a good actor to make that sound right... "the long sleep..."

more insults

"I'm the dumbest person on this side of the earth"

Which side is that?

"The outside"

ohh, so...., let see, u're not comparing with the dead people? Mmmm,
....
[several hours and hundreds of miles later]

ohhh... hehe, I just got that... the _out_ side! hahahhahahaaaa, took like 3 hours to get that one. heheheee