You are only as young as

"the women you feel."

什么什么观

人民网十大观：宗教观 民族观 民主观 人权观 主权观 伦理观 价值观 人生观 宇宙观 文化观

有用的有
人生观：What's life about?
价值观：What's Valuable?
世界观，宇宙观：What's the world/universe about?
审美观：What's beautiful?
伦理观，社会观，家庭观，种族观：What's Society about?

XX观: What's good/evil?


还有呢？
What else is there to life?

radio

"
A:Why does robinhood rob from the rich?
B:Because there's nothing to take from the poor

A:I hit your cat
B:uhh, I don't think so, what did it look like?
A:... kind of flat and runny
B: I meant before you hit it!!
A: ... uhh, scared (?)


Romans: We conquored the world.
Greek: We invented math
Romans: We invented sex
Greek: yeah, but it took the french to introduce it to women

"


oh hehe, say this horsy's name real fast
"hoof hearted"

Chinese doesn't even have a word for kiss

"""
（二）


看了一条娱乐新闻：演小乔的林志玲说要和演周瑜的梁朝伟拍吻戏

。突然好奇起来：周瑜那个年代的古人如何看待接吻？答案还未找到，倒先搜出个笑话来:


说某大学教授对学生言到："'吕'字的古意乃接吻也，口对口，很形象。"
一学生问曰："若'吕'乃接吻，则'品'字又做何解？玩儿三P乎？语未竟，又一个学生争曰："'品'字尚可忍耐，'器'字又当如何解呢？"
众学生不由哄堂，教授怒，以为竖子不可教也，摔书而去。


忍俊之余，偶也觉得此教授太望文生意了，若从"吕"字推衍出去，哪"回"字呢？小口吻大口？"合"字呢？一人吻一口？"哈"字呢？一人吻两口？"呢"字呢？吻个尼姑？


不过最后，偶倒是查出了古人接吻的种种说道儿，古人不言"吻"，说法之一是"度舌"，很传神。然最传神的还是《聊斋志异 -
狐梦》里的一句话："我谓婢子他日嫁多髭郎，刺破小吻，今果然矣！"
这是三姐讽刺新娘子的一句话，大意是说："我早说过鬼丫头将来嫁个大连吧胡子，把小嘴扎破了！" "小吻" 者
"小嘴"也，此也反证古人亲嘴不言"吻"。尚有其它种种趣事，写来赘笔，且待下回书再说。呵呵。
"""
from some news site.

a vegitarian's confession

"Some times, I feel that eating is the most enjoyable thing in life,"
said one vegitarian...
"And watching people eat, is the second most enjoyable thing in life."
(he was obviously watching somebody chomp down on a big piece of steak)
"It's like sex, fun to have, but also fun to watch (as in porno"
...people stare at him blankly... on the verge of laughter...
"But I do have sex, you know that right?"
he added quickly, as if in an afterthought...