How smart is she?

One time, at date camp, the girl brags to the guy about her ex being rich and famous... The guy thinks a bit, and says, "My ex was really smart." and she says, how smart? and he says

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她一目十行、过目不忘，博览群书、韦编三绝、一览成诵、学贯中西、真才实学、伶牙俐齿、问一答十、妙语连珠、出口成章、声情并茂、绘声绘色、下笔成文、博学多才、见多识广、博古通今、语惊四座、才辩无双、出类拔萃、举世无双。
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and then she dumps him... (the she sitting across at dinner table at the date)

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