刑法，司法，执法

These are the tricameral pieces of the American government.

刑法--judicial
司法--legislative
执法--executive

(civic test review, hawhawhaw)

excerpt from hopelessly lonely guy's diary

"""

So I was having this conversation with the most beautiful girl that I've ever seen, and she asks: "hey, hopelessly lonely guy, why do you sound so acerbic."

I said, "Well, seeing as how I've been pouring my heart out to you all this time... I think it's beginning to drain from stomach acid... But it's okay, it'll be a while before that runs out and I resort to stuff just "above the belt"

[she laughs :) I know she's laughing at me..., but it's okay, at least we're doing it together]

"""

obligatory retort:


"so that stuff before you got sour was from your heart?",

said with obvious dim view of prior conversation,

Hmmmm, this would be quite an unexptected turn of events:

"I can't wait until I get to the rest of you."


:)

some poem.

cute little poem about love of life.

生命诚可贵
爱情价更高
若为自由故
两者皆可抛

author is a person named "匈牙利诗人裴多菲" according to baidu knows. The rhyme scheme seems matching even in Chinese.. :)

famous startup startups

Often told stories:

'I started it during a long weekend.'
'I wrote it in my dorm room geeking out with friends."
'I started it in my friend's kit."


How come none of these guys ever said...

'I was on the rocks with my gf, and it came with a scotch on the rocks.'

or

'well, we were in the sack, and right when I was about to climax, this idea came to me... Of course, the consequent intercourse was coitus interruptus, so to speak, but she forgave me..., eventually'


or, more likely

'well, I was wankering off one day, and ..., well, and it just came" (to me...)

another famous quote

男大当昏，女大当驾。

What is an inning?

Recently discovered that "inning" is a present tense of the opposite action of "out" which in popular parlance used to say that somebody decided to go public with his or her homosexuality.

Mandatory thought:

"is this why they call it that in a baseball game?"