Wednesday, December 29, 2010

misc end-of-the-year pileup

From preview of "Your Highness"

Portman:
For some reason I just couldn't stop thinking about you.

Guy we just saw pouring midievil lamp oil on his hands in bed:
That's odd, I was just about to finish thinking about you!


Economists: there is such joy in having economist as friend, and a continuation in the commentary on modern culture:
"We should take rational approach and consider the time value of respect. This, however, is very difficult, considering the payoff would never come before your expiry..."


Job with Benefit:
As a failure in the department of personal relationships I wonder if I approach things from the exact wrong angle. For instance, I have observed that all girls that work will flirt with male coworkers. This unfortunately cannot change very quickly because for a very very large majority of our civilization's history, that has been women's role with regards to men. It is unnatural, to both parties, for her to act the opposite. (and this is not to say that she can't or that it is inappropriate for her to do so.) However, as a male member of this game in life, what should I think of this fact? That her success depends on her ability to manage and leverage her effect on her male coworkers?

Is it an occupational hazard, or is it a perk? Is it a cost, or a benefit?

Because if you think about it, her response, if she is young and healthy, to male attention is arousal. And, if she is a good women, she will not act on the arousal, but accumulate it's effects until later when it is appropriate to react to them--in your presence, of course.

Big perk!

But of course, there is the distinct possibility that she becomes desensitize to men after a day of arousal, which will bring you much misery and frustration.

But of course(2), if she's not a good women, and... well, you know, if she's not a good women in most books of good vs. bad, and to be explicit, if she responds to the arousal with her co-wokers behind your back (or worse, dear god forbid, in front of you, hmmm, or maybe that's for the better, not sure...), then it should be seen as a risk. (not a cost of course not... I hope not...)

Anyways, I guess it will be a happy new year, now that I've got this figured out, I can straighten my life up and finally have a successful relationship with a gf, knowing that I should appreciate the perks and benefits of her having a job, and not be so negative by looking at the possible down side of it.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Copy 2010

wohwa, it's the end of 2010 already. Ouch!!

Here's one last copy for 2010, from NPR news article on the arguments between Santa Clause having fights with their organizations (Mall Santas not the real santas)

So, one of the separatest Santa's has three motto's that he lives by that I thought was interesting:

never be lied to or about.
never steal or be stolen from.
never be laid hands upon.

Goina be hard to keep these all inline. :)



Thursday, September 16, 2010

The Virtue of Adversity--You Know You're an American If...


In America, we grow people who excel in adversity. So after some two centuries, there only people who can work under severe adversarial situations. And the consequence is that organizations are built to provide adversity. Organizations are not designed for efficiency of operation for the precise reason that everybody only work when they're poked and prodded. Americans are only able to function when they're an army of one at war. Americans only behave when they're constantly watched. Americans only apologize when they are caught doing something atrocious. Americans only feel comfortable if there are residual and lasting problems in their product.

You may say that you are religious, and perform according to God's commands and rules, but you know just as well as I that you are an American.

So, you know you're an American if you fit the above descriptions.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Shi

Read an interesting article about a piece of Chinese composition today. The piece is written with the same sounding words in Chinese

《石室诗士施氏》
石室诗士施氏,嗜狮,誓食十狮。施氏时时适市视狮。十时,适十狮适市。是时,适施氏适市。氏视是十狮,恃矢势,使是十狮逝世。氏拾是十狮尸,适石室。石室湿,氏使侍拭石室。石室拭,氏始试食是十狮尸。食时,始识是十狮尸,实十石狮尸。试释是事.

All words sound like "shi" but with a different tone. The poem is about a person eating his favorite which is lions. There, I just read it to myself. can't help but giggle a bit. Here's another one:

《羿裔熠邑彝》
羿裔熠,邑彝,义医,艺诣。熠姨遗一裔伊,伊仪迤,衣旖,异奕矣。  熠意伊矣,易衣以贻伊,伊遗衣,衣异衣以意异熠,熠抑矣。伊驿邑,弋一翳,弈毅。毅仪奕,诣弈,衣异,意逸。毅诣伊,益伊,伊怡,已臆毅矣,毅亦怡伊。翌,伊亦弈毅。毅以蜴贻伊,伊亦贻衣以毅。伊疫,呓毅,癔异矣,倚椅咿咿,毅亦咿咿。  毅诣熠,意以熠,议熠医伊,熠懿毅,意役毅逸。毅以熠宜伊,翼逸。熠驿邑以医伊,疑伊胰痍,以蚁医伊,伊遗异,溢,伊咦。熠移伊,刈薏以医,伊益矣。伊忆毅,亦呓毅矣,熠意伊毅已逸,熠意役伊。伊异,噫,缢。熠癔,亦缢。

The whole thing is pronounced "yi". The story is about a direct descendant of a mythical ancestor who lived when the earth was still forming and there were 10 suns. This mythical ancestor shot down 9 of them so that earth is inhabitable by his descendants.

Here's a copula more:
《熙戏犀》
西溪犀,喜嬉戏。席熙夕夕携犀徙,席熙细细习洗犀。犀吸溪,戏袭熙。席熙嘻嘻希息戏。惜犀嘶嘶喜袭熙。


《饥鸡集矶记》
唧唧鸡,鸡唧唧。几鸡挤挤集矶脊。机极疾,鸡饥极,鸡冀己技击及鲫。机既济蓟畿,鸡计疾机激几鲫。机疾极,鲫极悸,急急挤集矶级际。继即鲫迹极寂寂,继即几鸡既饥,即唧唧



《季姬击鸡记》

季姬寂,集鸡,鸡即棘鸡。棘鸡饥叽,季姬及箕稷济鸡。鸡既济,跻姬笈,季姬忌,急咭鸡,鸡急,继圾几,季姬急,即籍箕击鸡,箕疾击几伎,伎即齑,鸡叽集几基,季姬急极屐击鸡,鸡既殛,季姬激,即记《季姬击鸡记》



《于瑜与余欲渔遇雨》
于瑜欲渔,遇余于寓。语余:“余欲渔于渝淤,与余渔渝欤?”余语与瑜:“余欲鬻玉,俞禹欲玉,余欲遇俞于俞寓。”余与于瑜遇俞禹于俞寓,逾 俞隅,欲鬻玉于俞,遇雨,雨逾俞宇。余语于瑜:“余欲渔于渝淤,遇雨俞寓,雨逾俞宇,欲渔欤?鬻玉欤?”于瑜与余御雨于俞寓,俞鬻玉于余禹,雨愈,余与于 瑜踽踽逾俞宇,渔于渝淤。



《易姨医胰》

易姨悒悒,依议诣夷医。医疑胰疫,遗意易姨倚椅,以异仪移姨胰,弋异蚁一亿,胰液溢,蚁殪,胰以医。易胰怡怡,贻医一夷衣。医衣夷衣,怡怡奕奕。噫!以蚁医胰,异矣!以夷衣贻夷医亦宜矣!



《遗镒疑医》

伊姨殪,遗亿镒。伊诣邑,意医姨疫,一医医伊姨。翌,亿镒遗,疑医,以议医。医以伊疑,缢,以移伊疑。伊倚椅以忆,忆以亿镒遗,以议伊医,亦缢。噫!亦异矣!



《芝芷》

芝芷陟沚殖彘,芝致帙智,芷致枳痣。芷忮芝智,芝知芷忮,稚之,挚止之。值芝芷之峙,芷执芝至枳絷芝,制桎桎之,芝之桎,蛭豸致芝肢痣。芝智智,咫纸旨侄至,至治芝肢,肢痣治。智芝支侄制芷。芝侄置雉炙彘,脂汁吱吱。芷至,执卮直致之。炙彘之脂汁致窒,芝掷帙质之,指芷之忮。芷知芷至至鸷,纸志之。芷贽芝栉,芝芷黹帜,识之



芝之稚侄郅,至智,知制纸,知织帜,芝痔炙痔,侄至芝址,知之知芷汁治痔,至芷址,执芷枝,蜘至,踯侄,执直枝掷之,蜘止,侄执芷枝至芝,芝执芷治痔,痔止.


These are apparently known on the net as 同音文, or单音文, or univocalic:

  上联:齐妻起棋,齐欺妻气,妻弃七棋。

  下联:伊姨移椅,伊倚姨疑,姨遗一椅。

More:

【吏李立莅】吏李立莅,赲逦屴岦峛沥俚黎,立艃漓里叕鲤礼黎,罹沴厉离,俚黎蛎鹂历呖

Anyways, I'm off to find a book on this subject, (here's one ISBN:9787500470199同音文海宝韵合编整理与研究) And apparently there are English one's as well, tho less tongue twisty than Chinese versions:

No cool monsoons blow soft on Oxford dons, Orthodox, jog-trot, book-worm Solomons

is an example of English univocalic composition.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Word of the Day Carcereal

m-w word of the day is Carcereal, of or pertaining to prison.

Used in a sentence:

"""
The carcereal regime at work required us to never complain and never stand out or else risk a good ass fuck. The secret societies and gang wars occur in total civility as we smile and territories are won and lost, lives slaughtered and shattered. It is no wonder that even the big boss will quote the prisoner's dilemma in casual conversation.
"""

Sunday, August 22, 2010

I Fear for My Race



The Chinese Will Fail.

The western worlds' mind set is against people of Chinese origin. They have chosen the Idian people as their subservients. As the Indian population increase to match and exceed the population of China, they will be the biggest consumer market of the world and they will provide cheap labor.




My Person

I have experienced the total bigotry against the Chinese people. Deliberate miscommunication, deliberate delay and sabotage, all to make my work to look inferior and useless. The replacement is a team entirely consisted of Indian workers. Their failures are quickly covered by all management from the most senior executive down to the line managers.


Given that my technically superior work does not receive the praise and use that it deserves. It is clear that the agenda here is to remove Chinese people from being a viable competitor.


How is it not racial segregation and discrimination if you separate groups by ethnicity and country of origin so that only Indian race work on a product? How is it not discrimination that the product of equal or better performance is replaced by inferior product only because the replacement is developed by Indians and the original was written by Chinese?




My World

This will happen on a larger scale. It will take place, as it has in my employments, under three guises.


Firstly, Chinese products will continue to be defamed and libeled as it has been. The corporation involved in this will have gathered the intelligence around the pattern of designing and testing in the US, manufacturing outside the US. With this experience come prepackaged lies, deceptions, and PR releases to deal with each and every possible failure on the part of the US in design and testing. As well, it will have determined through thorough experimentation on Chinese manufacturers the methodologies on how to blow out of proportion the mistakes made by the foreign manufactures. While doing so, USA will have agitated the Chinese people to the limits of their tolerance and to the edge of social eruption against its own government for allowing this to happen to them. Bringing the Chinese to that emotional state will help to facilitate it's downfall as the new star of the world's superpowers.


Secondly, the oft quoted short coming of India is actually a blessing in disguise. According to many sources, India as a country lacks the infrastructure, power, transportation, etc., to be competitive with China. But this is the exact reason why it will be cheaper to buy products of India. American will have the excuse that Indian products are lower quality than Chinese products and that they do not have a history of on time delivery, and they do not have the social maturity to have large corporations within India. Because of these reasons, Americans can pay lower price for products "Made in India" and force down the price of higher quality products "Made in China".


Thirdly, America will "discover India" and begin a series of goodwill exploratory business deals with Indian corporations. These deals will include American companies acting on good faith, paying exorbitantly high price in a business deal with Indian companies that has absolutely zero track record in the product or service they will be providing to the American corporation. The business deals will immediate produce financial loss, but the American company will persevere citing that it will "take time" to develop good faith and trust. This is how America will help to build up India's economy--at loss of its tax payers and shareholders.


With this three-pronged attack, America will have not only prepared Americans but also Chinese for China's downfall. It will, in the mean time, have helped to built up the Indian economy to consume and produce at similar pace as China, as well as foster artificial friendship with India, thus establishing a large friendly amongst the superpowers.







As a citizen and resident of the US, I am saddened by this direction of "progress". As a person of Chinese decent, I am filled with fear and despair. There is no hope. There is no way Chinese will survive when the world is turned against us and these underhanded and under the belt approaches are taken in the management of American corporations! Above all else, this is an organized, systematic, and planned effort spanning decades and generations!!


It is a massive conspiracy to bring the Chinese people to their knees, to be enslaved helplessly!!



Friday, August 20, 2010

Why have QA at all?

Why do companies hire QA's ?

Aside from regression testing and UI testing, QA's seem to always require full time assistant of engineers before testing, during testing, and after testing.

Well, today I think I've found the answer. QA, to put it in words that would normally not be used on them, is the group that assuages the Executive and Managements' paranoia and distrust for the Engineers.

They know the Engineers aren't getting paid what they should be paid for their best service, why would they expect them to provide such service? Adding QA, who looks best when discovering the most bugs, will provide a black box counter solution to an existing black box solution to the business need.


Very cool!!

Tuesday, July 06, 2010

Imperitive and Recommendation

I realize that I may have made an error in my previous post.

The command do onto others as you would have others do onto you, is an actionable statement.
The command do not do to others what you don't want, is actually not an actionable statement.

So in my previous analysis, the selfishness a person believing golden rule, is commanded to make others people believe the rule.

The silver rule on the other hand, says "If I don't believe it, do not force others to believe" This is weaker than what I had said in my previous post. Under mixed situation, one golden and silver follower, golden will try to convert silver into golden, but silver will simply not try to convert golden into golden. (as opposed to persuading him away from golden as I had said previously). So in that analysis, silver lives a lessair fair life, where as golden tries to convert every one.

Also, there is a small bug in the utilities calculation. The utilities should be calculated over the whole population (given the way the analysis went) so the tables with utilities should have been



I WantOthers WantGolden Rule WinSilver Rule Win
YY12
YN-12
NY10
NN12



and



I WantOthers WantProbability in RealityGolden Rule WinSilver Rule Win
YY012
YN1-12
NY010
NN012


respectively, but that is a monotonic increase of one, so all extrema in the analysis remain the same.

Golden and Silver Rules

Last week, I discovered that there are names to the two statements of ethical determination and they are known as the golden rule and silver rule. As part of my reviewing logic, I've drawn a truth table of implicaitons:

In the statement:

If P then Q,

P is known as the antecedent and Q is known as the consequent. So, in logic, the statement "If P then Q" has truth value as follows:

I've added a column to illustrate the example, let's say the subject is sex.

PQIf P then Q
TTT
TFF
FTT
FFT


So, logic is actually pretty easy. Let's plug in some expressions, let P = "I want it", and Q="recommend to give (on) to others", then the golden rule says:

I Want itGive (on) to OthersCommanded by the Golden RuleSex
YYYI want sex, so do sex to others.
YNNnot recommended.
NYYI don't want sex, so do sex to others.
NNYI don't want sex, so don't do sex to others.


Similarly the silver rule:

I don't Want itDon't Give (on) to OthersCommanded by the Silver RuleSex
YYYI don't want sex, so don't do sex to others.
YNNnot recommended.
NYYI want sex, so don't do sex to others.
NNYI want sex, so do sex to others.


Let's see, so, under goldern rule, if I want sex, I must do sex to others. But under the silver rule, even if I like sex, I don't have to do to others. I have the choice of doing it or not doing it to others.

Under the golden rule if I don't like sex, I have the choice of doing it to others or not, but under the silver rule, when I don't want sex, I must not do it to others.

Initially, we must recurse in analysis:

Under the golden rule, if I believe it is the right ethical thing to do, then I do onto others, that they follow the golden rule as well. And if I don't believe it, then fine, I can do whatever I want--including forcing it onto another person.


Under the silver rule, if I believe it's right, I can do whatever I want, I don't have to enforce the rule. But if I don't believe it, then I must not only not follow the silver rule, I must also ensure others do not follow it.

Knowing this, let's look into a situation of two person, one following golden rule, and one following the silver rule. The golden rule person will force the silver rule person to follow his system. The person believing in the silver rule does not try to force it onto the golden rule person. However, the silver rule person will not believe the golden rule, so he will try to persuade the golden rule person from following the golden rule. The golden rule person has one goal, which is to make silver into gold. The silver rule person has a more diverse goal, which is to make the golden rule follower deviate from the golden rule. One insists on absolute perfection, the other one does his best to prevent the worst from happening.


The state of the silver person believing the silver rule causes golden person no anxiety, only his own believe in the golden rule forces him to try to convert the silver. The state of the golden person believing in golden rule causes the silver person his anxiety. His own believe in the silver rule doesn't compel him into action. It is out of his concern for golden person that he tries to persuade him.

So, from the perspective of the reason for action, golden person is in some sense more selfish then the silver. The silver tries to help golden person out of altruistic goals where as the golden person tries to help the silver person, intentionally, or not, to expend the coverage of the golden rule.


Of course, both suffers from the perspective of not considering if others want it or not. But I think both tries to use the heuristic that my wants correlates with others' wants.



I WantOthers WantGolden Rule WinSilver Rule Win
YY11
YN-11
NY1-1
NN11

If the desires are completely correlated, both scores 2, if the desires are completely anti-correlated(your stupid spouse decides to only dislike things you like and like things you don't like), then both scores 0. If the desires are uncorrelated (say that the probability in this contingency table is 0.25 for each outcome), then the score is 0.5 for each rule.

We can construct pathological case for each. Say all the things in the world are like this:



I WantOthers WantProbability in RealityGolden Rule WinSilver Rule Win
YY011
YN1-11
NY01-1
NN011

If the world was like this, where you like everything and everybody else hates everything, then the silver rule wins 100% and golden rule loses 100%. And similarly, if you dislike everything and everybody loves the whole world, then golden rule wins 100% and silver rule loses 100%.

How the world is distributed in the case of Y/Y and N/N is unimportant. It only matters which of the following two cases happens more:


A.) I like something and others don't like it
B.) I don't like something and others like it.

Simple example I.) I like English because I speak it. A.) is probably the case. and Golden rule loses near 100%.

Simple example II.) I don't like grain alcohol (hypothetically speaking), B.) is the case, because a lot of people in Asia like grain alcohol... so person following silver rule loses 100% and golden rule wins 100%.

The research question for the future is this. What is the distribution of A versus B in reality over all people. One-Versus-Rest:

A~\sum_{p \in all people}\sum_{q \in all people}\sum_{t \in things both p and q have feelings for} {p likes t and q doesn't like t}

B~\sum_{p \in all people}\sum_{q \in all people}\sum_{t \in things both p and q have feelings for} {p doesn't likes t and q likes t}

Seeing it this way, leads us to believe, that over the whole population of humans, and over all things they have in common, the golden rule and silver rule are equivalent in utility if applied uniformly.

Because A=B by expansion of summations.



An exercise for the future is to take p out of a population with x% golden rule follower and the rest silver rule follower, and seeing how thing work out. (The flipping point is obviously when x reaches 50%)

Second exercise is to think of two large populations, say US and China, and suppose US follow golden rule 95% of the time, and China follow silver rule 95% of the time. Taking notice of the population and cultural difference, what is the utility of this application of both rules?

Thirdly, extend the second into analysis of several major continents simultaneously.

Lastly, perform cost-sensitive analysis of the system from 3rd exercise and analyse the utility considering the cost of applying golden rule and silver rule.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

How could you tell who's hacking your machine?

" Under today's circumstances, the person who is laughing and chatting and in general happy mood is likely the one. In today's world, those who live with out stress must have either arranged it so that he is not stressed or have disposed of the distress onto others."


Interesting answer to that question... I didn't think of it, but now that it's said, it seems so right...

I mean, that's not to say that nobody should be happy, but it seems to follow the same line of thinking as "bad people are all so happy, and good people suffer aways'

I could tell the horse really liked her

"""
No, no! not like that, yuck!

The horse was happy when she patted it on the head and when other people tried to touch it, it lifted the head up high so that it couldn't be touched.
"""

narrowly avoiding a misunderstanding.

Friday, April 23, 2010

It Doesn't Pay to be Principled.

Recently, I had an interesting discussion with coworker at work...

At some point, I started saying:

"... well, that's not a very principled way of doing it..." (here in a machine learning/statistics/mathematical sense of being principled, as in the Occam's Razor principle aka MDL, etc., principled as opposed to ad hoc)

and then, realizing some thing... I continued to talk


"... of course I realize that being principled in statistical sense doesn't always pay..."

"...err, of course I also realize that being principled in general doesn't necessarily pay..."

... and finally I realize that what I'm saying makes no sense to be said, which is to say that it needn't be said, as sad as that may be...

"Being principled doesn't pay!"
"Having principles does not pay!!"

I concluded, finally, struggling with my grammar, logic and sanity, my soliloquy to a bunch of ppl some where in some office some Friday afternoon...

Monday, April 19, 2010

A X are alike, and all !X are !X in their own ways.

According to Leo Tolstoy; all happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.


I recently had a discussion about where to buy a house in the bay area with one of my Chinese friends from college times. I mentioned to them that culturally, Cupertino has Asian cultures (according to insiders, 50% Chinese, 50% Indian...). his wife responded to me that she actually prefers to live in Palo Alto, where there are more white people.

"why?!" I asked in surprise

"Because! Diversity is better than uniformity."


This reminds me of a time when the universities and private schools in America offer scholarships to Foreigners in order to diversify their cultural mix and to introduce the Chinese language and culture to their students. At the time, I had thought, wow! What snobby people that they want to collect these foreign people like zoos collect wild life... The better the school, the more exotic and comprehensive the collection...

Now, I feel like we've discovered a corollary to Tolstoy's statement:

All snobby people are alike, and all humble people are humble in their own ways...

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

"Different levels of hatred from a man to a women"

  1. I have to work on not doing something violent or evil to her. If I'm drunk, that will happen.
  2. I cannot imagine being sad or any bit of remorse or regret if she was hurt or killed. If I'm drunk I would not touch her.
  3. I want to stay away from her to avoid hurting her--because that will happen if we're in close proximity. If I'm drunk I would probably sleep with her.
  4. Mild annoyance. eh, If I'm drunk, I would probably get her.
  5. Neutral. If I'm drunk I would probably not be able to get her into bed.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

"Alternative to Censorship"

Copied from the fart museum, but with some modifications after input from several readers.

""""
Just saw this article in the WSj about Google removing censor on their Chinese search site.

So here's a thought: Why doesn't the CPC/CCP allow Falun Gone and anti-communist parties into the mainstream media (and main stream only).

A website is only as powerful as...

it's Google rank.

and it's rank on google, if google is not evil, is only influenced by popularity as expressed by hyper-links. And surely the CPC can set up enough websites to lower their websites to least ranking.



okay, so, if they advertise, then PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OMG, talk about a total black-hole for foreign cash. Think of all those Tibet supporting actors and congress men. Let them spend their cash on advertising IN CHINA!


Talk about a totally evil thing the CPC can do, is to bid on the same search terms as them and spend their cash!! They can recover the money by taxing the internet companies on political advertisements. And if they advertise on TV, that's even better!! Think of all the cash to be made! (With the government of course bidding the price up with their own super-soccer advertisement about how great the CCP is)



Of course, there is a problem of decency.

Again, risking PRC censorship, if some upset person makes a website that displays "FUCK CHAIRMAN MAO'S MOM'S PUSSY". It can be removed for indecency. And certainly it would never make it to TV.


And that would be totally fair. Because I believe every Chinese person in PRC will indicate to you that that is completely obscene. American media does filter for decency and Chinese government should also be allowed to filter for decency.

Just as quickly, a website displaying "FUCK GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOM'S PUSSY", "FUCK LINCOLN'S MOM'S PUSSY"  would be defaced quickly... actually, in the west, possibly "FUCK JESUS'S MOM THE VIRGIN MARY's PUSSY", or "FUCK MUHAMMED IN THE ASS WITH GANESHA'S NOSE" would be closer in level of offensiveness for the rest of us.



But the main point is, it is a total cash cow for the Chinese government! And it's citizen's will totally be willing to be in on it, unlike it's current censorship policy, which I'm sure doesn't work well with many Chinese people.

"""

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

"We're going to the water mattress"

What does one do if one wins a lottery of $2 million and tries to hostilly take over the company he works for? (say the company he works for is like mine and is a post 2007 California internet startup)


"Well, you'd have to convince at least one of the founders, and all of the VC's" says one of his antagonist, "and you probably can't do that with $2 million at this point."


Hmm... I thought...

"I'll make them an offer they can't refuse" said I falling into our typical fantasy roll playing tone at work, "$2 million can't buy much stocks here, but it sure still can buy some muscles. And if that fails, we'll goto the mattress... In fact! given that we're in San Francisco, we'll go to the water mattress."

Anyways, just felt like that conversation was kind of funny and worthy of the copyblog fame. Let it be known, that we planned to go to the water mattress in San Francisco Internet underworld....

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

American dream

To wake up to the beat of your own people... pumping iron, dashing a couple of miles, well rested, body ready, spirit full.

grumbles from upset guy in urology

"""
guy[to doc]: uhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!! did you fucking for get to use lubricant???!!!!!!!!

doc: oh shut up! most guys can take it

guy: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

doc: want me to stop? you fucking wimp??

guy: hey! fuck you! uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhgg!!!!! uuugh!!! ugh!!!! ouuuch ou ou ou ou!!!!!!!!! fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

doc: com'on, only a few more seconds!

guy: yeah! but you didn't put on any lubricant!!!

doc: oh you fucking wimp, fine. comeback and I'll give you a full body sedative.

guy: fine!

doc: most guys can stand it, what's wrong with you!

guy: [[waits for him to withdraw completely]], hey! I know people up high, and you aren't young! I'll fucking make a call and make sure you get what you deserve when the time comes!!! fucking piece of crap!

doc: hey! you wimped out, wasn't my fault
"""

An Altruistic Intellectual Working Models

Some years ago, late '04 I think, I wrote to some friends(almost all of whom have their advanced degree by now) about an intellectual work model that is without identity and monetary reward (but not without individualism nor identity). I admit that it's kind of childish, but it goes something like this: (and I apologize to my own blog if I've already posted this before)

"""
  • Researchers are given secure and secret access to a research forum under uninformative pseudonyms.
  • Each person may be allowed to have more than one identity, but they cannot change the name once it is established.
  • They discuss/produce with each other under pseudonym.
  • They will share ideas, data, analysis, and perform simultaneous and instantaneous peer review--but entirely anonymous.
  • Posts are read-only. Corrections can be posted, but original public posts are kept immutable.
  • In order to guarantee anonymity, one approach is to use trusted reviewers (voted by democratically based on past behavior). These trusted reviewers will receive all discussions and summarize into either notes, or short write ups.
  • All significant participants to a piece of research(poster, scripts, paper, book, code, algorithm, ASCII art, etc., etc.) are listed as an author/owner(using pseudonym).
  • Reputation is established purely based on collective recognition of past timely contribution and clarity of explanation. External reputation is also established by external recognition--see later point on that.
  • The ultimate empirical approach by blinding participants to irrelevant aspects such as: race, sex, height, age, language, geographic location, time zones, financial status, government backing, religion, left/right handedness, balding or not, eye color, B.O. hidden agendas (so optimizes intellectual output without regard to the underlying motivation because past experience indicate some of best research come out of very racist and very evil scientist--thus the "mad scientist" cartoon caracture)
  • This intellectual work organization can participate in the larger scientific community by submitting work (with pseudonym affiliated with this organization) to established venues.
  • Larger work can be published as books but following conventional publication review, editorial and approval process. Money goes toward the organization for future research.
  • Patents belong to the organization and the anonymous authors. It's licensing is managed by authors who will come to agreement via small amount of private discussion and public declaration of decision.
  • Some small number of public servants must be delegated to implement outward facing aspects of the operation.
"""

Criticism 0: It looks like I thought of this while failing out of graduate school... Couldn't quite compete in reality, so tried to make up a virtual world where I might have a chance.

Criticism 1: Try to think of an antagonistic environment that this was trying to overcome. The anonymous authors could come up with some kind of code to communicate with empathetic reviewer, (or if possible, through non-empathetic reviewer) in order to gang up on somebody that they don't like. So, ..., if you piss some people off, they can still kick you out.

Criticism 2: It's hard to guarantee responsible posting. What if somebody fakes data?

Criticism 3: They can always hack the computer and find out who's who in real life and dis you in person. There is probably no escaping reality... Sadly, digital security is not trustworthy enough yet for this to

Criticism 4: Sciences as they are is already very political. It is probably not possible to hide who the actual researcher is because of his research approaches.

Criticism 5: Allows for research motivated, (possibly entirely), by evil motivations.

Criticism 6: Ignores a most fundamental aspects of modern research: money; nobody will give money to such an organization, and without money, this is effectively without merit.

Criticism 7: Without monetary return, nobody would participate and contribute money making content.

Criticism 8: Who will be it's public officers? There is no single person who is trust worthy to all.

Criticisim 9: The organization's relationship to the real world is not addressed sufficiently. What if it breaks a law?...

Criticism 10: How to handle ownership of, say, a professor's work who has obligation to his university, or scientist's work to his company?

Criticism 11: Hasn't been thought through carefully in terms of how it works, what it does (who decides topic? can it even be productive without any legal or social restrictions?) , and how it works with existing research/intellectual world. What if the machines are hacked or the company is

Criticism 12: What's the difference between intellectual work and artistic work?

Criticism 13: More trouble than it's worth. Might as well admit that the world sucks and live with it... When people find out that they can't take advantage of other people, they will not participate.

失败有感

from here.
"""
现代管理无耻行,
摩登运作无聊为.
写书作文无理论,
游戏人身标准兮!
"""
也有道
“写书作文常识论”

当今中华(海外同胞不例外)

copied from here.
"""
幼年不长
少年不学
亲年不练
中年不改
成年不干
老年不教
"""

又有说:老年不救
就是说没救之意。

losses

copied from here...

"身残智不残,志残心不残,性残情不残,情残阴茎在,不怕美女杀。"

淫词 {{青年以下大大不宜}}


乳者,奶也。妇人胸前之物,其数为二,左右称之。发与豆蔻,成于二八。白昼伏蜇,夜展光华。曰咪咪,曰波波,曰双峰,曰花房。从来美人必争地,自古英雄温 柔乡。其色若何?深冬冰雪。其质若何?初夏新棉。其味若何?三春桃李。其态若何?秋波滟滟。动时如兢兢玉兔,静时如慵慵白鸽。高颠颠,肉颤颤,粉嫩嫩,水 灵灵。夺男人魂魄,发女子骚情。俯我憔悴首,探尔双玉峰,一如船入港,又如老还乡。除却一身寒风冷雨,投入万丈温暖海洋。深含,浅荡,沉醉,飞翔。

here, here,
also apparently, not as indicated according to some sites。web says it's written by 陈独秀。Some things of similar form:

棍者,棒也,男人胯下之物。
其数为一,伸缩自如。
发于娘胎,死于花甲。
白 昼伏蛰,夜来站岗。曰棍棍,曰棒棒,曰单枪,曰金刚。从来美人必争地,自古英雄霄汉场。 其色若何?红烧香肠。其质若何?火炼金刚。其味若何?茉莉花香。其态若何?百兽之王。 动时, 如脱缰之马。静时, 如一卷棉花。高颠颠,强硬硬,雄姿姿,火烫烫。夺妇人骚情,发男人气魄。 扬我独傲首,探汝一只螃。单枪一匹马,妇人换绵羊。除却一身寒风冷雨,投入万丈火爆海洋。深探,浅徊,沉醉,梦乡

菊者,肛也,人跨下之物。
其数为一,收扩自如。
发于娘胎,止于百年。
平 素含羞,出恭则花开。曰菊花,曰后庭,曰肛门,曰桃花。从来排泄必经地,自古男女皆尽然。 其色若何?红若脂粉。其质若何?张弛有道。其味若何?鲍鱼之肆。其态若何?蚌壳歙张。 动时,如玉茎喷薄。静时,如娇花含怯。湿润润,软绵绵,开且阔,金枪前。夺男人精华,涨男性雄姿。 扶我玉箍棒,探尔一黄龙。孤身鞭单骑,男女变狗熊。消却一身寒雨潇湘,置身万丈别样海洋。深探,浅还,沉醉,梦乡。

穴者,B也,妇人腿间之物。
其数为一,吞吐自如。
发于黄髫,成于豆蔻。
平 素不语,夜展光华。曰水鸡,曰密洞,曰桃源,曰私处。从来英雄用武地,自古霸王练枪场。 其色若何?初施粉黛。其质若何?初夏新棉。其味若何?醍醐灌顶。其态若何?蓬门初开。 动时,如狮子开口。静时,如婉尔一笑。软咚咚,滑腻腻,粉嫩嫩,水灵灵。夺英雄精血,发霸王豪情。 操我霸王枪,探你盘丝洞。九浅需一深,内射最欢畅。老夫聊发少年狂,能够多P更爽。跳蛋,电棒,滴蜡,捆绑

another entry from bai's page

个人性败绩:

“十岁性交、二十np、三十同志行为、四十生女、五十卖身、六十买女、七十下岗、八十复职、..."

only capable of messing things up

Chinese saying: "成事不足,败事有余" (see baidu)

reminds me often of the people who write viruses and hack other people's computers.... so talented, but not smart enough to accomplish anything.

An episode of "What's Worse"

This is an episode of "What's worse"...

"""
What's worse?

Having a family but too busy working to make a living to spend any time them

or

Not having a family because I'm too busy working to have any time for a family

?

"""




"""
What's worse?

Knowing God and finding out that he has forsaken me

 or

Not Knowing God at all.
"""