Just because you are full of shit

Coworker:"""

Just be cause you are full of shit, don't assume the rest of us are.


"""

Defensive guy with performance anxiety

"hey! hey!! watch it!! I'm not gay, just a little retarded that's all."

Jealous Chinese dude

Jealous Chinese dude says:

"All Chinese girls want to fuck is white men and Chinese guys who went to Tsinghua."

... after a minute..., and couple more shots...
"All that a Chinese girl wants to fuck is white man, black man, rich man, and Chinese guys who went to Tsinghua University."

... Another minute passes...

"All that a Chinese girl wants to fuck are white men, black men, rich men, smart men, men with reasonably large dick, and Chinese "men" who went to Tsinghua University."

... Then after another copule of minutes... his brain said...

"Oh... you mean they're girls?"

argument with dad

son: [insults dad]
dad: yeah, well at least I had your mom!

Some sayings

"Our meetings took place in a curious atomsphere of assumed consensus"
--Arthur Schlesinger Jr.


"Worldly wisdom teaches that it is better for reputation to fail conventionally then to succeed unconventionally."
The General Theory of Employment, Interest, and Money,
--John Maynard Keynes.

"While markets appear to work in practice, we are not sure how they work in theory"
-- Maureen O'Hara

poem from volkswagen commercial

Conflict boils over like an angry sludge
Politicians lie to us like they've got a grudge
We're in a decaying spiral of fevered verocity
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Hope, springs !!

An extra degree of freedom

In addition to "Free as in beer", and "Free as in speech", another use of Free is "Is this girl free to date", and "Is this waffle free for the taking". In the sense that it is unclaimed, unallocated(disk blocks for example), and uncommitted(girls w/o bf's).



So, next time when somebody says: "Is this free?" you have yet another liberty to consider. ;-)

Fun work place conversation

Men and women:

Men and women..., said a coworker one day, are like propeller air planes and internal combustion engine cars... One, though primitive, can be jump started just by playing with the propellers... where as the other one, however advanced, and computer controlled, when the battery dies, there's nothing u can do about it...

bfb(from gmail list)

Rotten Bay Losers is one of Bay Area's premier Chinese gathering organization. After a few long years of very tough American scholastic work, these enterprising Chinese young men and young women gather in their off-hours to drink, eat, and to enjoy all the merriments of life.

The Rotten Bay Loser women are the most attractive among all of Chinese women. This is not so impressive, except that that is a population almost a half of a quarter of the entire human race. They are black blonde's: their long curly hair... drenched in pheromone, constantly luring the male losers. Their twinkly eyes, possess the same qualities as the geisha's..., with one longing glimpse, she can bring a man to his knees. Their heads, always held high, nobly. Their elegant arms, slender, flexible as any Indian yogi's, clean as jade, soft as tofu, yet strong as an ox so as to be able to carry babies. Their torsos, never overweight, never quite covered correctly, inspire a sense of controversy, always moving with the grace of Arabian belly dancers. And the legs, their beautiful, sexy Amazonian legs comes with guarantee to shrink any man's pants. The songs of the Loser's women are in yet another league of their own.

So, next time, when you visit the bay, make sure to join the rotten losers, where you can meet these gorgeously rotten babes.

wedding vow

[standing in the ocean naked] (from Thank God You are Here)

Men:
When I'm wet,
You are wet,
When I'm dry,
you are dry,
When I sing,
you listen.