jokes from bayesian spam filter playing chess

Chess spam (Score:5, Funny) by LiquidCoooled (634315) on Wednesday July 20, @08:15AM (#13112265)

Red hot pawn in your inbox College rooks waiting for YOU. Knight after knight, they are king of the castle.

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Re:Chess spam (Score:5, Funny) by ceeam (39911) on Wednesday July 20, @08:22AM (#13112302) Beware of STDs - check your mates.

half of the battle

If knowledge is half of the battle,
and knowledge is power,
and power corrupts,
than is corruptioin half of the battle??

:))

two half of the brain

Hey president, we found two half of your brain.
So what's wrong with that? everybody has two half, and right and a left half.
Well, in your case, we found that on the left, there is nothing right, and on the right there isn't anything left. :(

I hate walking

Its so pedestrian.

volume that's where we get our girls

recently had the following conversation with a co-worker:

me: sigh so hard to get girls
him: well... u know, this and that...
him: so... I have a friend, who's not that good w/women, but he dates a lot. And he's actually had some reall good one's..
him: Volume, I guess that's where we get them :)
me: well he have to have a gig...
him: yeah, we can predend to be cops...


sigh... this is more funny if this was being had in person. the circumstances made it especially funny.