American football (watercooler conversation during deflationary period)

Chinese co-worker to Korean co-worker:

"Do you know why Americans play American football?"

"no, why?"

"Because it's easy to make. If you ever look at a deflated football, it's 4 pieces of rhombus shaped leather sewed together."

"ahhh..."

"Well!, that's not exactly how it's made,"

says one upset normal co-worker listening to the conversation...

"See, your parents are so cheap, they bought you the cheapest football in the store. The higher end ones are actually not rhombus shaped, they have a curvature that makes the football more... football like."


"burn!"

screamed other normal co-workers...