Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? because if they did it would be baygulls.
The chicken and egg are lying in bed, and the chicken says: well, that answers that question.
A guy goes into a doctor's office with a broccoli in one ear, and carrot in the other and a potato in the nose.... and the doc says.. you haven't been eating right.
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Heard this one at the office today:
The question is not who came first, the question is who got laid first, the chicken or the egg?
(get it? the chicken lays the egg.... the egg lays the chicken, etc., etc., ad nasueum)
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