volume that's where we get our girls

recently had the following conversation with a co-worker:

me: sigh so hard to get girls
him: well... u know, this and that...
him: so... I have a friend, who's not that good w/women, but he dates a lot. And he's actually had some reall good one's..
him: Volume, I guess that's where we get them :)
me: well he have to have a gig...
him: yeah, we can predend to be cops...


sigh... this is more funny if this was being had in person. the circumstances made it especially funny.