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金年行猪运
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Sunday, February 04, 2007
Did I wake you?
Sex & The City
Carrie: ...... Oh, did I wake you?
Big: yes... But next time be at the door... Naked.
Women: How do you say so long to a period that is too long?
me: huh????? (It's a commercial)
Carrie: ...... Oh, did I wake you?
Big: yes... But next time be at the door... Naked.
Women: How do you say so long to a period that is too long?
me: huh????? (It's a commercial)
Friday, February 02, 2007
If there were gold in hell
If There was gold in hell, the white men would be there in an instance to mine the hell out of it.
The blacks will show up a couple fortnight later to offer their service as butlers and servants.
The Chinese will show up several centuries later, admire the political system in hell, and burn their own butts to a crisp looking around for gold that isn't there anymore. They will work hard, up the corporate chain (why sure, of course there's corporations in hell.) and become a low level technical manager. Then they will sit on the next generation's head and piss their things off on their heads, feeling quite happy for the sufficient progress he has made in his life time from his 40's till retirement.
The blacks will show up a couple fortnight later to offer their service as butlers and servants.
The Chinese will show up several centuries later, admire the political system in hell, and burn their own butts to a crisp looking around for gold that isn't there anymore. They will work hard, up the corporate chain (why sure, of course there's corporations in hell.) and become a low level technical manager. Then they will sit on the next generation's head and piss their things off on their heads, feeling quite happy for the sufficient progress he has made in his life time from his 40's till retirement.
Saturday, May 06, 2006
Saturday, February 11, 2006
something about Yahoo and search
Yahoo announcing that they're "Just trying to keep its search market share"
is like "Pee-Wee Herman flying over the handlebars of his bike and
saying "I meant to do that."
saying "I meant to do that."
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Monday, January 23, 2006
multiple badness
朋友的儿子读高二，有天晚上打电话给女同学，很不幸被女同学的母 亲接到。
正为女儿成绩下降的母亲一听是个男生，就非常警惕，很不悦地问道："你姓什么？
" 男
孩说："我姓魏。"
对方的语气很不客气："魏什么？"
男孩更紧张了，结结巴巴的回答："我也不知道为什么，我爸爸也姓魏……"
正为女儿成绩下降的母亲一听是个男生，就非常警惕，很不悦地问道
" 男
孩说："我姓魏。"
对方的语气很不客气："魏什么？"
男孩更紧张了，结结巴巴的回答："我也不知道为什么
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
TAC
Traffic Aquisition Costs.... (This is what google pays to Adsense clients... e.g. I get $.2 per ctr, etc.)
Sunday, January 15, 2006
Saturday, January 14, 2006
I can answer the questions for you,
but I can't understand it for you.
From Alito confirmation hearings.
From Alito confirmation hearings.
Why statisticians are not boring-- from Prof. Tishrani list
"On the average, they're a mean bunch!"
"They can appreciate a nice posterior and GAMs"
exciting pickup line: "Wana come to my place and see my bootstrap collection?"
"At parties, they can recite the highlights of the last census"
"They can appreciate a nice posterior and GAMs"
exciting pickup line: "Wana come to my place and see my bootstrap collection?"
"At parties, they can recite the highlights of the last census"
Monday, December 26, 2005
From a women's msn headshot
cometh the three monkeys of evil. After feeling lucky on Google, I found that it cometh from the Book of Isaiah, 33:15
"He that walketh righteously, and speaketh uprightly; he that despiseth the gain of oppressions, that shaketh his hands from holding of bribes, that stoppeth his ears from hearing of blood, and shutteth his eyes from seeing evil;"
A positive version of more general "See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil." The result is that
"He shall dwell on high: his place of defence shall be the munitions of rocks: bread shall be given him; his waters shall be sure."
now, this was a women whom I had hit on... Apparently, she believes that I don the reverse... and speak of only sins (no, she's not married), hear of her words as solicitation (yes, still think so.), and do many things to try to get her in bed... oh sigh... bad idea I suppose, now that she reveals her self to be one of God's Creatures (tm).... In sense not mentioned in my post earlier today.... Gosh, I envy my friends who know so much of ancient knowledges to depth and to breadth....
Alas, Feeling lucky on goog once in a while is best for now... sigh...
"He that walketh righteously, and speaketh uprightly; he that despiseth the gain of oppressions, that shaketh his hands from holding of bribes, that stoppeth his ears from hearing of blood, and shutteth his eyes from seeing evil;"
A positive version of more general "See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil." The result is that
"He shall dwell on high: his place of defence shall be the munitions of rocks: bread shall be given him; his waters shall be sure."
now, this was a women whom I had hit on... Apparently, she believes that I don the reverse... and speak of only sins (no, she's not married), hear of her words as solicitation (yes, still think so.), and do many things to try to get her in bed... oh sigh... bad idea I suppose, now that she reveals her self to be one of God's Creatures (tm).... In sense not mentioned in my post earlier today.... Gosh, I envy my friends who know so much of ancient knowledges to depth and to breadth....
Alas, Feeling lucky on goog once in a while is best for now... sigh...
Friday, September 30, 2005
some legal words
Here are som big words to use in future blog entries
- heretofore
- notwithstanding
- whatsoever
- inasmuch as
- hereafter
- herebefore
- herein
- hereof
- herewith
- henceforth
- hereby
- hereinafter
- hereonto
- hitherto
- whomsoever
- aforementioned
- aforesaid
- below-mentioned
- foregoing
- altogether
- furthermore
- hitherto
- outstandingly
- aforementioned
- instanter
- sub judice
- therefrom
- thereafter
- therefor
- thereof
- therewith
- thereonto
- whensoever
- within-named
- above-mentioned
- thenceforth
- thereat
- to wit
- whereas
- whereby
- wherefrom
- whereto
- withparticular
- whereat
- wherein
- whereof
- witnesseth
Thursday, August 25, 2005
first came the Jews (slashdot)
First They Came for the Jews
First they came for the Jews
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the Communists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left
to speak out for me.
Pastor Martin Niemöller
Sunday, August 21, 2005
Sunday, August 14, 2005
prick me
To bait fish withal It will feed noth-
ing else, it will feed my revenge. He hath disgraced
me, and hindered me half a million, laughed at my
losses, mocked at my gains, scorned my nation,
thwarted my bargains, cooled my friends, heated
mine enemies. And what's his reason? I am a
Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands,
organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed
with the same food, hurt with the same weapons,
subject to the same diseases, healed by the same
means, warmed and cooled by the same winter
and summer as a Christian is? If you prick us, do we
not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you
poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall
we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we
will resemble you in that. If a Jew wrong
a Christian, what is his humility? Revenge. If
a Christian wrong a Jew, what should his sufferance
be by Christian example? Why, revenge. The vil-
lainy you teach me I will execute, and it shall go hard
but I will better the instruction
ing else, it will feed my revenge. He hath disgraced
me, and hindered me half a million, laughed at my
losses, mocked at my gains, scorned my nation,
thwarted my bargains, cooled my friends, heated
mine enemies. And what's his reason? I am a
Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands,
organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed
with the same food, hurt with the same weapons,
subject to the same diseases, healed by the same
means, warmed and cooled by the same winter
and summer as a Christian is? If you prick us, do we
not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you
poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall
we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we
will resemble you in that. If a Jew wrong
a Christian, what is his humility? Revenge. If
a Christian wrong a Jew, what should his sufferance
be by Christian example? Why, revenge. The vil-
lainy you teach me I will execute, and it shall go hard
but I will better the instruction
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