If there were gold in hell

If There was gold in hell, the white men would be there in an instance to mine the hell out of it.
The blacks will show up a couple fortnight later to offer their service as butlers and servants.

The Chinese will show up several centuries later, admire the political system in hell, and burn their own butts to a crisp looking around for gold that isn't there anymore. They will work hard, up the corporate chain (why sure, of course there's corporations in hell.) and become a low level technical manager. Then they will sit on the next generation's head and piss their things off on their heads, feeling quite happy for the sufficient progress he has made in his life time from his 40's till retirement.