wedding vow

[standing in the ocean naked] (from Thank God You are Here)

Men:
When I'm wet,
You are wet,
When I'm dry,
you are dry,
When I sing,
you listen.

the general applicability of probability

"There are very few things that is neither probable or improbable"

To heir is human

(it sounds a little like "to error is human", hehe)

What does that girl do for me?

Her smile, on our initial encounter, is gently scorched into my mind.

When the dogs bite, (the fecal matter still all over my palette)
Then the bees sting, (the backstabbing knife still bleeding red)
When you're feeling sad, (and the pickpocket's hands still in my wallet)
I simply think of my favorite things..... (that burning smile, in my head)
And I don't feel soooooo baddddddd.

big titles

While partying wildly with a very sexy friend recently, I some how thought of Shirley Temple. (Leave it to San Francisco to make this kind of thing happen)

So apparently, Shirley was an ambassador to ..., and received a powerful title of: Omnipotentiary or Plentipotentiary. (I can't seem to find a reference to either, but both are titles). Anyways, it's an interesting thing... to be some-thing-largely-potent-iary.

女大当驾，男大当昏

soap

This, from All My Children:

Dad: I loved you so much, and all I wanted is respect and obedience...
Son: No! Dad! you never loved me, you only loved that I came from you and will grow to be you!
[[dad, at this point, has deadly drug hooked up in the guy's wife's neck, and the guy has a remote switch that detonates if he releases, and the dad has shot the guy's shoulder with a guy, and is waving the gun around threatening more shots..]]

金猪年行大运

金猪行大运
金年行猪运

Did I wake you?

Sex & The City

Carrie: ...... Oh, did I wake you?
Big: yes... But next time be at the door... Naked.
Women: How do you say so long to a period that is too long?
me: huh????? (It's a commercial)

If there were gold in hell

If There was gold in hell, the white men would be there in an instance to mine the hell out of it.
The blacks will show up a couple fortnight later to offer their service as butlers and servants.

The Chinese will show up several centuries later, admire the political system in hell, and burn their own butts to a crisp looking around for gold that isn't there anymore. They will work hard, up the corporate chain (why sure, of course there's corporations in hell.) and become a low level technical manager. Then they will sit on the next generation's head and piss their things off on their heads, feeling quite happy for the sufficient progress he has made in his life time from his 40's till retirement.

leet

tdtm Talk Dirty To Me
IWSN I Want Sex Now
NIOC Nude infront of the computer
GYPO Get Your Pants off
...

also more here.

Bra sizes

From Friedkitten.com, here is the easy to remember bra sizes:
A: Almost boobs
B: Barely there
C: Can do
D: Damn good
E: Enormeous
F: Fake

Biggest research topic

How to be Bayesian Often?

something about Yahoo and search

Yahoo announcing that they're "Just trying to keep its search market share"

is like "Pee-Wee Herman flying over the handlebars of his bike and
saying "I meant to do that."

sad R

near the end of a session, she did this:

detach(heart.data)

sigh... so sad 555

YDM

You Da Man!

multiple badness

朋友的儿子读高二，有天晚上打电话给女同学，很不幸被女同学的母

亲接到。


正为女儿成绩下降的母亲一听是个男生，就非常警惕，很不悦地问道："你姓什么？
"　　男
孩说："我姓魏。"


对方的语气很不客气："魏什么？"


男孩更紧张了，结结巴巴的回答："我也不知道为什么，我爸爸也姓魏……"

TAC

Traffic Aquisition Costs.... (This is what google pays to Adsense clients... e.g. I get $.2 per ctr, etc.)

Tabula Rasa

see the wikipedia link.

In statistics, this is used to imply model-free things... nonparmetrics.

Me, myself, and ??

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