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Vegetarian guy who don't know what he's doing around girl tells a joke:

"Once, I got served a plate of vegies and half a worm at a restaurant.
So, it wasn't so bad, because the semi-worm was stir fried on both end, so I knew the other half wasn't in my stomach"

[[girl is speechless]]


"Well, you know,..., there's the joke about which is better when eating an apple: half a worm or a whole worm."

the guy tried to explain... not thinking, obviously

"because, half a worm would mean he ate the other half..."

The girl recovers, and mubles: "Well, in that case, you should look at the apple and check to make sure it doesn't have holes... because that's a great predictor for if it has worm inside or not."

[[guy speechless at the sudden turn of events...]]