金猪行大运
金年行猪运
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Sunday, February 04, 2007
Did I wake you?
Sex & The City
Carrie: ...... Oh, did I wake you?
Big: yes... But next time be at the door... Naked.
Women: How do you say so long to a period that is too long?
me: huh????? (It's a commercial)
Carrie: ...... Oh, did I wake you?
Big: yes... But next time be at the door... Naked.
Women: How do you say so long to a period that is too long?
me: huh????? (It's a commercial)
Friday, February 02, 2007
If there were gold in hell
If There was gold in hell, the white men would be there in an instance to mine the hell out of it.
The blacks will show up a couple fortnight later to offer their service as butlers and servants.
The Chinese will show up several centuries later, admire the political system in hell, and burn their own butts to a crisp looking around for gold that isn't there anymore. They will work hard, up the corporate chain (why sure, of course there's corporations in hell.) and become a low level technical manager. Then they will sit on the next generation's head and piss their things off on their heads, feeling quite happy for the sufficient progress he has made in his life time from his 40's till retirement.
The blacks will show up a couple fortnight later to offer their service as butlers and servants.
The Chinese will show up several centuries later, admire the political system in hell, and burn their own butts to a crisp looking around for gold that isn't there anymore. They will work hard, up the corporate chain (why sure, of course there's corporations in hell.) and become a low level technical manager. Then they will sit on the next generation's head and piss their things off on their heads, feeling quite happy for the sufficient progress he has made in his life time from his 40's till retirement.
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