the secret to lack of enemy

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"人至贱则无敌"

master piece theatre

"""
...And he nibbled at her breasts in wonton play...
"""

How they have fun

“儒乐、释喜、道快、耶稣爱”

which movie does this come from?

".... the galaxy' xenophobia club...."

Shiksa

Shiksa means non-jewish women that attracts or have completed attraction of Jewish man.



老外, 香/芭蕉，鸡／鸭／皮蛋，鬼子，ABC。

what else have similar derogatory meaning in Chinese in the dating/marriage context?

hrm??

此间乐，不思蜀

刘禅 on baidu.

hula hula

(all right you Chipmunks! Ready to sing your song?
-I'll say we are!
-Yeah!
-Let's sing it now!
Okay, Simon?
-Okay!
Okay, Theodore?
-Okay!
Okay, Alvin? Alvin? ALVIN!
-OKAY!!!)

Christmas, Christmas time is near
Time for toys and time for cheer
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast
Want a plane that loops the loop
Me, I want a hula hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late.

Okay fellas get ready
That was very good, Simon.
-Naturally.
Very good Theodore.
-Ahhh.
Ah, Alvin, you were a little flat, watch it.
Ah, Alvin. Alvin. ALVIN!
-OKAY.

Want a plane that loops the loop
I still want a hula hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late.
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late.

Very good, boys
-Lets sing it again! Yeah, lets sing it again!
No, That's enough, lets not overdo it
-What do you mean overdo it?
-We want to sing it again!
Now wait a minute, boys
-Why can't we sing it again?
-[chipmunk chatter]
Alvin, cut that out..Theodore, just a minute.
Simon will you cut that out? Boys...

追女孩子

“不见棺材不掉泪，不见小孩不断追”

some rap

From Youtube

The Lord's prayer

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord's_Prayer

Our Father, which art in heaven,

hallowed be thy name;

thy kingdom come;

thy will be done,

in earth as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread.

And forgive us our trespasses,

as we forgive them that trespass against us.

And lead us not into temptation;

but deliver us from evil.

[For thine is the kingdom,

the power, and the glory,

For ever and ever.

Amen.]

婚

今天好朋友结婚，操几个祝词，网上助兴：

http://post.baidu.com/f?kz=241385908
http://dzh.mop.com/topic/main/readSubMain_7917183_0.html

恭喜新婚
恩恩爱爱
白头偕老
白首齐眉
鸳鸯比翼
青阳启瑞
桃李同心
莲花并蒂
开情心相印
梧枝连理栽
灵犀互通
百年好合
比翼双飞
神仙眷侣

情比海深
性比年长
早生贵子
相亲相爱幸福永远
同德同心幸福长久
新婚快乐
百年琴瑟
百年偕老
花好月圆
福禄鸳鸯
天缘巧合
美满良缘
郎才女貌
瓜瓞延绵
情投意合
夫唱妇随
珠联壁合
凤凰于飞
美满家园
琴瑟合鸣
相敬如宾
同德同心
如鼓琴瑟
花开并蒂
缔结良缘
缘订三生
成家之始
鸳鸯壁合
文定吉祥
姻缘相配
白首成约
终身之盟
盟结良缘
许订终身
天作之合
心心相印
永结同心
相亲相爱
永浴爱河
佳偶天成
宜室宜家

灯下一对幸福侣
洞房两朵爱情花
金屋笙歌偕彩凤
洞房花烛喜乘龙


十年修得同船渡，百年修得共枕眠。于茫茫人海中找到他/她，分明是千年前的一段缘；无数个偶然堆积而成的必然，怎能不是三生石上精心镌刻的结果呢？用真心呵护这份缘吧，真爱的你们。


愿天下有情人终成眷属，前生注定，喜结良缘。新婚大喜！百年好合！你如阳光般洒进了我的世界，我的生命因你而精彩！亲爱的你，请陪我走到海枯石烂，好吗？


由相知而相爱，由相爱而更加相知。人们常说的神仙眷侣就是你们了！祝相爱年年岁岁，相知岁岁年年！

相亲相爱好伴侣，同德同心美姻缘。花烛笑迎比翼鸟，洞房喜开并头梅。

白首齐眉鸳鸯比翼，青阳启瑞桃李同心
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愿天下有情人终成眷属

溜溜调 歌词

跑马溜溜的山上
一朵溜溜的云哟
端端溜溜的照在
康定溜溜的城哟
月亮弯弯
康定溜溜的城哟
李家溜溜的大姐
人才溜溜的好哟
张家溜溜的大哥
看上溜溜的她哟
月亮弯弯
看上溜溜的她哟
跑马的溜溜山哟上
一朵溜溜的云哟
端端溜溜照哟在
康定溜溜的城哟
李家的溜溜大哟姐
人才溜溜的好哟
张家的溜溜大哟哥
看上溜溜的她哟
月亮的溜溜弯哟弯
康定的溜溜的城哟
一来溜溜的看上
人才溜溜的好哟
二来溜溜的看上
会当溜溜的家哟
月亮弯弯
会当溜溜的家哟
世间溜溜的女子
任你溜溜的求哟
世间溜溜的男子
任你溜溜的爱哟
月亮弯弯
任你溜溜的爱哟
一来的溜溜看哟他
人才的溜溜好哟
二来的溜溜看哟他
会当溜溜的家哟
人才的溜溜的哟棒
多少的溜溜的强哟
跑马的溜溜情哟歌
大胆的溜溜的唱哟
月亮的溜溜弯哟弯
照在溜溜的城哟

a freedom fighter's poetry

from an news article:

"""
任脚下响着沉重的铁镣，任你把皮鞭举得高高，我不需要什么自白， 哪怕胸口对着带血的刺刀！人，不能低下高贵的头， 只有怕死鬼才乞求“自由”；毒刑拷打算得了什么？ 死亡也无法叫我开口！ 对着死亡我放声大笑， 魔鬼的宫殿在笑声中动摇；这就是我——一个共产党员的自白， 高唱凯歌埋葬蒋家王朝。
"""

yeah, yeah, they're communists, but still "men in chains" are they not?

不孝有三

Recent topic on mitbbs, also from Baidu knows:

"""
不孝有三，无后为大

“不孝有三，无后为大”出自《孟子·离娄上》。原文是：“不孝有三，无后为大，舜不告而娶，为无后也，君子以为犹告也”。 《十三经注疏》中在“无后为大”下面有注云：“于礼有不孝者三，事谓阿意曲从，陷亲不义，一不孝也；家贫亲老，不为禄仕，二不孝也；不娶无子，绝先祖祀， 三不孝也。三者之中无后为大。” 白话问解释就是：一味顺从，见父母有过错而不劝说，使他们陷入不义之中，这是第一种不孝；家境贫穷，父母年老，自己却不去当官吃俸禄来供养父母，这是第二 种不孝；不娶妻生子，断绝后代，这是第三种不孝 。
"""

It is interesting to note that although 无后为大 is known as the most important trespass against one's parents, the foremost to be mentioned is the error of "阿意曲从，陷亲不义", and secondly "家贫亲老，不为禄仕". Both very practically important. Statistically, #1 and #2 are probably more frequent and causes #3.

花草之事

from here
沾花惹草
zhān huā rě cǎo
〖解释〗犹言沾风惹草。
〖出处〗《花城》1981年第5期：“对了，说她是那种逗引男人去沾花惹草的妖冶，肯定百分之百的正确！”

拈花惹草
niān huā rě cǎo
〖解释〗拈：捏；惹：招惹；草、花：比喻好。比喻到处留情，多指男女间的挑逗引诱。
〖出处〗元·杨立斋《哨遍》：“三国志无过说些战伐，也不希咤，终少些团香弄玉，惹草拈花。”
〖示例〗彩云生性本～。（清·曾朴《孽海花》第三十一回）

粘花惹草
zhān huā rě cǎo
〖解释〗惹：招惹；草、花：比喻好。比喻到处留情，多指男女间的挑逗引诱。
〖出处〗元·商衜《一枝花·远寄》：“粘花惹草心，招揽风流事。”

招花惹草
zhāo huā rě cǎo
〖解释〗指挑逗、勾引女子。
〖出处〗明·兰陵笑笑生《金瓶梅词话》第二回：“那一双积年招花惹草，惯细风情的贼眼，不离这妇人身上。”



撵花惹草
捻花惹草


Other interpretations:

• One thing of note is that 花 is girl, and 草 is boy (as in 校花，校草）, then, this also means a very prosmiscuous bi-sexual person, who plays with both boys and girls, grasses and flowers.
• One more interpretation is that the act of disturbing the flower is to annoy the grass.
  

何以为师？

"师者，传道授业解惑也"

吵架

败曰
“古人说天下大事分久必合合久必分天下者人也人生大事也然分合平常"

酒菜

"""
壶中日月长
酒里乾坤大
"""

I hate racists

Famous saying: "I hate racists"
Continuation: "If your race all believe in racism, then you have made me what I hate the most!"

Staple's easy button cheer

pop pop
quiz quiz
do you know what time it is?
school is back, believe it!
success, you can achieve it.
this year will be a clean slate,
so don't you even procrastinate.
get organized and call the vet,
'cause you will be the teacher's pet!