Last Year's Personal Ad

I wanted to take this Christmas day opportunity to post a funny Personal Ad I put up last year in a Chinese dating site called 2redbeans. It's not thing as articulate and detailed and funny as the one used in the movie If You are the one (I), it needs some polish, but funny as draft:

本人黑白分明, 上能踢第七天堂,下可踹第十九层地狱.能吃好干,省食耐用,爱才如命,尊老爱幼,昵称欢欢也.


English translation by google;
Huan's a nice guy. He watches a lot of tv, like 7th heaven and the 19th level of hell. He likes to eat and do it, loves money as if it was his life, but he is abstemious when it comes to himself; Will take care of your parents and raise kids. And his first name repeated twice is another way to refer to him.

The headshot to this, btw, is Kungfu Panda kicking the 7th heaven ;-)