leet

tdtm Talk Dirty To Me
IWSN I Want Sex Now
NIOC Nude infront of the computer
GYPO Get Your Pants off
...

also more here.

Bra sizes

From Friedkitten.com, here is the easy to remember bra sizes:
A: Almost boobs
B: Barely there
C: Can do
D: Damn good
E: Enormeous
F: Fake

Biggest research topic

How to be Bayesian Often?

something about Yahoo and search

Yahoo announcing that they're "Just trying to keep its search market share"

is like "Pee-Wee Herman flying over the handlebars of his bike and
saying "I meant to do that."

sad R

near the end of a session, she did this:

detach(heart.data)

sigh... so sad 555

YDM

You Da Man!

multiple badness

朋友的儿子读高二，有天晚上打电话给女同学，很不幸被女同学的母

亲接到。


正为女儿成绩下降的母亲一听是个男生，就非常警惕，很不悦地问道："你姓什么？
"　　男
孩说："我姓魏。"


对方的语气很不客气："魏什么？"


男孩更紧张了，结结巴巴的回答："我也不知道为什么，我爸爸也姓魏……"

TAC

Traffic Aquisition Costs.... (This is what google pays to Adsense clients... e.g. I get $.2 per ctr, etc.)

Tabula Rasa

see the wikipedia link.

In statistics, this is used to imply model-free things... nonparmetrics.

Me, myself, and ??

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I can answer the questions for you,

but I can't understand it for you.

From Alito confirmation hearings.

Why statisticians are not boring-- from Prof. Tishrani list

"On the average, they're a mean bunch!"

"They can appreciate a nice posterior and GAMs"

exciting pickup line: "Wana come to my place and see my bootstrap collection?"

"At parties, they can recite the highlights of the last census"