sticks and stone may break my bones...

...but you are one dumb hobbo.

--archie Bunker


Sticks and stocks may break my bones, but....

...I will never be hungary again!!!!!


sigh... got some wires crossed here...

Nothing unreal exists.

some very down to earth metaphysics.

Another one from S&C

Carrie: [[to miranda]] Sweety, RELAX!! Chew... don't worry, you'll get laid !!...

Where dimples come from

Well, according to Carrie from S&C, it comes from couples having sex during pregnancy... Ohh, yeah, and he has to be reasonably endowed...

Okay, here's the non-passive form:

Title: Should I have sex while pregnant???

Miranda: Should I have sex when I am pregnant?
Carrie: Yes, lots of people are pregnant and have sex.
Miranda: What if he is big?
Carrie: Lot's of guys are big...,
Miranda: Are you sure ??...[[reluctantly about to giveup]]
Carrie: Yes... Besides, where do you think dimples comes from...


[[well, have to imagine to very well dressed girl on S&C, chatting casually about it while walking down the side walk in the C]]

stupid semi-religious joke about vegitarian

"Why should men be vegietarian..."
1: "Well, because he knows how painful it is to have a rib taken... and all the other consequences from the things that it is ade from"
1: "Why should men not be vegietarian"
1: "Well... The stuff that ribs are made of are just so damned good."

MLK quote for the holiday

"You won't remember your enemies' words... But you will remember your friends' silence."

faint, this has to be the worst

人之初：At the begining of life.
　　性本善：Sex is good.
　　性相近：Basically，all the sex are same.
　　习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
　　苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
　　性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
　　
　　教之道：The way of learning it
　　贵以专：is very important to make love with only one erson.
　　
　　昔孟母：Once a great mother， Mrs Meng
　　择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
　　
　　子不学：If you don‘t study hard，
　　断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
　　
　　窦燕山 Dou， the Famous
　　有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
　　教五子 All his five son took it!
　　名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
　　
　　养不教 If your children don‘t know how to do it，
　　父之过 It is all the father’s fault.
　　教不严 If they had lots of problems with it，
　　师之惰 their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
　　
　　子不学 You may refuse to study this
　　非所宜 but that is a real mistake
　　幼不学 If you don‘t learn it in childhood，
　　老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
　　
　　玉不琢 If you don‘t exercise your dick，
　　不成器 It won‘t become hard and strong.
　　人不学 If you don‘t learn sex，
　　不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

boss... that's too much color!!

[[u gota imagine her kinda liking it... then it's really weird]]

打卡时，总经理对女同事们说：
「美丽的小姐们！要不要来个脑筋急转弯？」
众脂粉们心想，又来了。
「听好喔：【什么东西最硬？女孩子最喜欢，特别
是结了婚的女人，更是爱死了。】脑筋急转弯！开
始！」
众脂粉们又开始脸红了，低头都想走开。
「喂喂！还没说出答案啊？」
「不来了啦，总经理你最色了啦！」

「不来了啦，总经理你最色了啦！」

「喂喂，又想到哪去了，答案是【钻石】啦！」

unix t-shirt

find
talk
whoami
whatis
uname
quota
set
mv
whereis
unzip
strip
touch
finger
top
mount
compress
!!
more
yes
jobs
umount
sleep

ignorant bliss and informed despair

some adjetives for Andy's spining poster.