From a women's msn headshot

cometh the three monkeys of evil. After feeling lucky on Google, I found that it cometh from the Book of Isaiah, 33:15

"He that walketh righteously, and speaketh uprightly; he that despiseth the gain of oppressions, that shaketh his hands from holding of bribes, that stoppeth his ears from hearing of blood, and shutteth his eyes from seeing evil;"

A positive version of more general "See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil." The result is that

"He shall dwell on high: his place of defence shall be the munitions of rocks: bread shall be given him; his waters shall be sure."

now, this was a women whom I had hit on... Apparently, she believes that I don the reverse... and speak of only sins (no, she's not married), hear of her words as solicitation (yes, still think so.), and do many things to try to get her in bed... oh sigh... bad idea I suppose, now that she reveals her self to be one of God's Creatures (tm).... In sense not mentioned in my post earlier today.... Gosh, I envy my friends who know so much of ancient knowledges to depth and to breadth....


Alas, Feeling lucky on goog once in a while is best for now... sigh...

some legal words

Here are som big words to use in future blog entries

• heretofore
• notwithstanding
• whatsoever
• inasmuch as
• hereafter
• herebefore
• herein
• hereof
• herewith
• henceforth
• hereby
• hereinafter
• hereonto
• hitherto
• whomsoever
• aforementioned
• aforesaid
• below-mentioned
• foregoing
• altogether
• furthermore
• hitherto
• outstandingly
• aforementioned
• instanter
• sub judice
• therefrom
• thereafter
• therefor
• thereof
• therewith
• thereonto
• whensoever
• within-named
• above-mentioned
• thenceforth
• thereat
• to wit
• whereas
• whereby
• wherefrom
• whereto
• withparticular
• whereat
• wherein
• whereof
• witnesseth

first came the Jews (slashdot)

First They Came for the Jews

First they came for the Jews
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the Communists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left
to speak out for me.

Pastor Martin Niemöller

how to search for porn

翘臀
酥胸
巨乳
乳沟
丰胸
胴体
美乳
香肩
金发美女
美腿丝袜
性感蛮腰
秀发
纤腰
文胸
热裤
低腰裤
女阴
阴户
阴道
阴核
阴蒂
阴唇
会阴

prick me

To bait fish withal It will feed noth-
ing else, it will feed my revenge. He hath disgraced
me, and hindered me half a million, laughed at my
losses, mocked at my gains, scorned my nation,
thwarted my bargains, cooled my friends, heated
mine enemies. And what's his reason? I am a
Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands,
organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed
with the same food, hurt with the same weapons,
subject to the same diseases, healed by the same
means, warmed and cooled by the same winter
and summer as a Christian is? If you prick us, do we
not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you
poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall
we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we
will resemble you in that. If a Jew wrong
a Christian, what is his humility? Revenge. If
a Christian wrong a Jew, what should his sufferance
be by Christian example? Why, revenge. The vil-
lainy you teach me I will execute, and it shall go hard
but I will better the instruction

cry havoc!! and let slip the dogs of war

O, pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth,
That I am meek and gentle with these butchers!
Thou art the ruins of the noblest man
That ever lived in the tide of times.
Woe to the hand that shed this costly blood!
Over thy wounds now do I prophesy,-
Which, like dumb mouths, do ope their ruby lips,
To beg the voice and utterance of my tongue-
A curse shall light upon the limbs of men;
Domestic fury and fierce civil strife
Shall cumber all the parts of Italy ;
Blood and destruction shall be so in use
And dreadful objects so familiar
That mothers shall but smile when they behold
Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war;
All pity choked with custom of fell deeds:
And Caesar's spirit, ranging for revenge,
With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice
Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war;
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial.

to be or not to be

To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. - Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.

oscar wilde

some causes happiness where he goes,
others when ever they do.

Never trust a woman who tells you her real age; a woman who tells you that would tell you anything.

Women are meant to be loved, not understood.

If a woman wants to hold a man, she has merely to appeal to the worst in him.

I like men who have a future, and women who have a past.

The world was made for men and not for women.

I sometimes think that God, in creating man, rather overestimated His ability.

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information around.

Ignorance is a rare exotic fruit; touch it, and the bloom, has gone.

Democracy is simply the bludgeoning of the people for the people by the people.

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.

Punctuality is the thief of time.

I have Van gogh's ear for music

Nothing succeeds like excess.

When I had to fill in the immigration papers, I gave my age as 19, and my profession as genius; I added that I had nothing to declare except my talent.

I can resisy everything except temptation.

I have very simple tastes, I am always satisfied with the very best.

jokes from bayesian spam filter playing chess

Chess spam (Score:5, Funny) by LiquidCoooled (634315) on Wednesday July 20, @08:15AM (#13112265)

Red hot pawn in your inbox College rooks waiting for YOU. Knight after knight, they are king of the castle.

[ Reply to This ]

Re:Chess spam (Score:5, Funny) by ceeam (39911) on Wednesday July 20, @08:22AM (#13112302) Beware of STDs - check your mates.

half of the battle

If knowledge is half of the battle,
and knowledge is power,
and power corrupts,
than is corruptioin half of the battle??

:))

two half of the brain

Hey president, we found two half of your brain.
So what's wrong with that? everybody has two half, and right and a left half.
Well, in your case, we found that on the left, there is nothing right, and on the right there isn't anything left. :(

I hate walking

Its so pedestrian.

volume that's where we get our girls

recently had the following conversation with a co-worker:

me: sigh so hard to get girls
him: well... u know, this and that...
him: so... I have a friend, who's not that good w/women, but he dates a lot. And he's actually had some reall good one's..
him: Volume, I guess that's where we get them :)
me: well he have to have a gig...
him: yeah, we can predend to be cops...


sigh... this is more funny if this was being had in person. the circumstances made it especially funny.

本 性

男人不坏，女人不爱，女人不坏，哪来后代！

well.. hopefully this isn't entirely true.

史上最强的绕口令，读到你喷雪!

1、初入江湖:化肥会挥发

2、小有名气:黑化肥发灰,灰化肥发黑

3、名动一方:黑化肥发灰会挥发;灰化肥挥发会发黑

4、天下闻名:黑化肥挥发发灰会花飞;灰化肥挥发发黑会飞花

5、一代宗师:黑灰化肥会挥发发灰黑讳为花飞;灰黑化肥会挥发发黑灰为讳飞花

6、超凡入圣:黑灰化肥灰会挥发发灰黑讳为黑灰花会飞;灰黑化肥会会挥发发黑灰为讳飞花化为灰

7、天外飞仙:黑化黑灰化肥灰会挥发发灰黑讳为黑灰花会回飞;灰化灰黑化肥会挥发发黑灰为讳飞花回化为灰

Don't piss

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining....

A remark made to Mexican president Vicente Fox regarding pro-immegration comment.

I'm at work

A: "How do you know we haven't died and gone to hell?"
Well, the fact was, he wasn't.

I was!

I've gotta write this one down

What?
Chicken Butt!
Why?
Chicken Thigh!!!

:)

The Ides of march

The definition is:

# Kalends (1st day of the month)
# Nones (the 7th day in March, May, July, and October; the 5th in the other months)
# Ides (the 15th day in March, May, July, and October; the 13th in the other months)

so, Be aware of kalends of March!!

March 1: Kalends;
March 2: VI Nones;
March 3: V Nones;
March 4: IV Nones;
March 5: III Nones;
March 6: Pridie Nones (Latin for "on the day before");
March 7: Nones;
March 15: Ides

An Altruistic Intellectual Working Models

Some years ago, late '04 I think, I wrote to some friends(almost all of whom have their advanced degree by now) about an intellectual work model that is without identity and monetary reward (but not without individualism nor identity). I admit that it's kind of childish, but it goes something like this: (and I apologize to my own blog if I've already posted this before)

"""

• Researchers are given secure and secret access to a research forum under uninformative pseudonyms.
• Each person may be allowed to have more than one identity, but they cannot change the name once it is established.
• They discuss/produce with each other under pseudonym.
• They will share ideas, data, analysis, and perform simultaneous and instantaneous peer review--but entirely anonymous.
• Posts are read-only. Corrections can be posted, but original public posts are kept immutable.
• In order to guarantee anonymity, one approach is to use trusted reviewers (voted by democratically based on past behavior). These trusted reviewers will receive all discussions and summarize into either notes, or short write ups.
• All significant participants to a piece of research(poster, scripts, paper, book, code, algorithm, ASCII art, etc., etc.) are listed as an author/owner(using pseudonym).
• Reputation is established purely based on collective recognition of past timely contribution and clarity of explanation. External reputation is also established by external recognition--see later point on that.
• The ultimate empirical approach by blinding participants to irrelevant aspects such as: race, sex, height, age, language, geographic location, time zones, financial status, government backing, religion, left/right handedness, balding or not, eye color, B.O. hidden agendas (so optimizes intellectual output without regard to the underlying motivation because past experience indicate some of best research come out of very racist and very evil scientist--thus the "mad scientist" cartoon caracture)
• This intellectual work organization can participate in the larger scientific community by submitting work (with pseudonym affiliated with this organization) to established venues.
• Larger work can be published as books but following conventional publication review, editorial and approval process. Money goes toward the organization for future research.
• Patents belong to the organization and the anonymous authors. It's licensing is managed by authors who will come to agreement via small amount of private discussion and public declaration of decision.
• Some small number of public servants must be delegated to implement outward facing aspects of the operation.

"""

Criticism 0: It looks like I thought of this while failing out of graduate school... Couldn't quite compete in reality, so tried to make up a virtual world where I might have a chance.

Criticism 1: Try to think of an antagonistic environment that this was trying to overcome. The anonymous authors could come up with some kind of code to communicate with empathetic reviewer, (or if possible, through non-empathetic reviewer) in order to gang up on somebody that they don't like. So, ..., if you piss some people off, they can still kick you out.

Criticism 2: It's hard to guarantee responsible posting. What if somebody fakes data?

Criticism 3: They can always hack the computer and find out who's who in real life and dis you in person. There is probably no escaping reality... Sadly, digital security is not trustworthy enough yet for this to

Criticism 4: Sciences as they are is already very political. It is probably not possible to hide who the actual researcher is because of his research approaches.

Criticism 5: Allows for research motivated, (possibly entirely), by evil motivations.

Criticism 6: Ignores a most fundamental aspects of modern research: money; nobody will give money to such an organization, and without money, this is effectively without merit.

Criticism 7: Without monetary return, nobody would participate and contribute money making content.

Criticism 8: Who will be it's public officers? There is no single person who is trust worthy to all.

Criticisim 9: The organization's relationship to the real world is not addressed sufficiently. What if it breaks a law?...

Criticism 10: How to handle ownership of, say, a professor's work who has obligation to his university, or scientist's work to his company?

Criticism 11: Hasn't been thought through carefully in terms of how it works, what it does (who decides topic? can it even be productive without any legal or social restrictions?) , and how it works with existing research/intellectual world.

Criticism 12: What's the difference between intellectual work and artistic work?

Criticism 13: More trouble than it's worth. Might as well admit that the world sucks and live with it... When people find out that they can't take advantage of other people, they will not participate.

James Joyce

"My mouth is full of decayed teeth and my soul of decayed ambitions."

Also, some impressive statistics, Ulysses, a book with out plot, written by James Joyce about a day in Dublin Ireland, has 33k unique words, half of which are only used once!

After he discovered his rotten problem inside.

sticks and stone may break my bones...

...but you are one dumb hobbo.

--archie Bunker


Sticks and stocks may break my bones, but....

...I will never be hungary again!!!!!


sigh... got some wires crossed here...

Nothing unreal exists.

some very down to earth metaphysics.

Another one from S&C

Carrie: [[to miranda]] Sweety, RELAX!! Chew... don't worry, you'll get laid !!...

Where dimples come from

Well, according to Carrie from S&C, it comes from couples having sex during pregnancy... Ohh, yeah, and he has to be reasonably endowed...

Okay, here's the non-passive form:

Title: Should I have sex while pregnant???

Miranda: Should I have sex when I am pregnant?
Carrie: Yes, lots of people are pregnant and have sex.
Miranda: What if he is big?
Carrie: Lot's of guys are big...,
Miranda: Are you sure ??...[[reluctantly about to giveup]]
Carrie: Yes... Besides, where do you think dimples comes from...


[[well, have to imagine to very well dressed girl on S&C, chatting casually about it while walking down the side walk in the C]]

stupid semi-religious joke about vegitarian

"Why should men be vegietarian..."
1: "Well, because he knows how painful it is to have a rib taken... and all the other consequences from the things that it is ade from"
1: "Why should men not be vegietarian"
1: "Well... The stuff that ribs are made of are just so damned good."

MLK quote for the holiday

"You won't remember your enemies' words... But you will remember your friends' silence."

faint, this has to be the worst

人之初：At the begining of life.
　　性本善：Sex is good.
　　性相近：Basically，all the sex are same.
　　习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
　　苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
　　性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
　　
　　教之道：The way of learning it
　　贵以专：is very important to make love with only one erson.
　　
　　昔孟母：Once a great mother， Mrs Meng
　　择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
　　
　　子不学：If you don‘t study hard，
　　断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
　　
　　窦燕山 Dou， the Famous
　　有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
　　教五子 All his five son took it!
　　名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
　　
　　养不教 If your children don‘t know how to do it，
　　父之过 It is all the father’s fault.
　　教不严 If they had lots of problems with it，
　　师之惰 their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
　　
　　子不学 You may refuse to study this
　　非所宜 but that is a real mistake
　　幼不学 If you don‘t learn it in childhood，
　　老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
　　
　　玉不琢 If you don‘t exercise your dick，
　　不成器 It won‘t become hard and strong.
　　人不学 If you don‘t learn sex，
　　不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

boss... that's too much color!!

[[u gota imagine her kinda liking it... then it's really weird]]

打卡时，总经理对女同事们说：
「美丽的小姐们！要不要来个脑筋急转弯？」
众脂粉们心想，又来了。
「听好喔：【什么东西最硬？女孩子最喜欢，特别
是结了婚的女人，更是爱死了。】脑筋急转弯！开
始！」
众脂粉们又开始脸红了，低头都想走开。
「喂喂！还没说出答案啊？」
「不来了啦，总经理你最色了啦！」

「不来了啦，总经理你最色了啦！」

「喂喂，又想到哪去了，答案是【钻石】啦！」

unix t-shirt

find
talk
whoami
whatis
uname
quota
set
mv
whereis
unzip
strip
touch
finger
top
mount
compress
!!
more
yes
jobs
umount
sleep

ignorant bliss and informed despair

some adjetives for Andy's spining poster.